Weekly Horoscope Summary for Capricorn...

...Horoscope cast for Monday, March 13th, 2017

Song of the Week

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks... Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, look'it me go

I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, look'it me go


((( Frank Zappa & the Mothers - I am the Slime )))




Mercury is racing ahead of the Sun again... So just watch how many of those that we deal with will find themselves getting too far ahead of themselves... And many will commit to plans, activities or "whatever", that will later prove to be unable for them to follow through... Yeah, some will try to walk-back previous statements or promises... We've all seen this a ga-jillion times before... One of the biggest misconceptions in astrology is that Mercury retrogrades are the problem... It's the Mercury racing ahead of the Sun that causes the problems that need to be fixed when Mercury does in fact go retrograde.

Hell, most of you guys have been reading my 'Scopes for 20 years... So you know I am not a doom & gloomer... But when there are strong elements in the chart, I am surely going to bring them up... And right now, we have Saturn about to enter into it's home sign of Capricorn... Try to see it like this... Imagine being away on an extended vacation and you finally get back home... Ahhhh... And then you look around and see what a mess has been made while you were gone... The "hammer" drops and that "DAD" Saturn energy starts to kick in and when that happens, you know things are going to change... Trackin' with me on this?

A good way to envision the Saturn energy would be like those old Dads on the 50's & 60's telly-vision shows... That stern but fair father figure... The Jupiter energy is there to counter-balance Saturn... Jupiter's vibe is easy going, fun and filled with humor... Jupiter has a deeply spiritual side too... That demands honesty and integrity... Jupiter passes judgment but it doesn't administer the corrections or punishments... It leaves that for Saturn when it gets to the point where things have gone too far or is getting out of hand... Sorta-kinda how my Mom would leave it for my Dad too... hehe... (gulp)...

What's the point?...
With Saturn sitting on the cusp of Capricorn, things are going to change dramatically... The rules and laws that were lax before will be tightened down... You'll find that people will be held accountable for their actions and with tougher consequences when they veer off the path... This energy reminds me of the story of "The Emperor's New Clothes"... Where everybody has been going along with the illusion for so long that they've started to believe it... Until someone speaks up and says "The King is bare-assed nekid"... hehe...

Wait, it gets even more intense...
To complicate matters more... Jupiter is retrograde... So all of the things that have been covered up or corrupted will start to be exposed in a major way... But with Jupiter retro, it will be very hard to know what to believe and what not to... One side says this, and the other side says that... But where the major corrections will be seen and felt the hardest will be (in my opinion) in the global economies.

So we may expect the road to get bumpy for a while, but all in all this energy is going to bring back stability, prosperity and growth... That is what both Saturn and the sign of Capricorn sets out to do... So I am pretty optimistic looking further down the road.

That's it for now... Thanks for stoppin' by... I'll talk to you guys in the daily horoscopes...

Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd


The Weekly Horoscope for Capricorn...

The weekly horoscope for Capricorn may be the ideal energy to have right now... With all those planets moving across the Bottom of your Chart, it places a lot of focus on the foundation areas of your life... This energy has a no-compromises kind of vibe to it... It's similar to being a parent and you know you must do what others are trusting and relying upon you to do... It's those very qualities that comes so easily to Capricorn that everybody else is looking for these days... For the guys who "say what they mean and mean what they say"... And the ones that actually do the things that say they will... You won't need to rise up, as others will gladly lift you up to higher positions.


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Today's Chart's Aspects...
03/28/2017 Tue 8:39am EDT Mercury Aries Square Vesta Cancer
03/28/2017 Tue 10:44am EDT Moon Aries Square Juno Capricorn
03/28/2017 Tue 5:07pm EDT Moon Aries Square Pluto Capricorn


03/28/2017 Tue 5:41pm EDT Moon Aries Oppose Jupiter Libra
It may be hard for you to get support from others on career and vocational decisions. You tend to go against the crowd, taking the road less traveled by. You seldom follow what's popular, always preferring to go it alone. Your home and surroundings may suffer as the result of some of your career choices. You stick to your guns and tend to brush off questions of sentiment, whether your own or others.

View This Month's Aspects
This Month's Ingresses...
03/09/2017 Thu 7:37pm EDT Mars enters Taurus
03/13/2017 Mon 4:05pm EDT Mercury enters Aries
03/20/2017 Mon 5:19am EDT Sun enters Aries (Vernal Equinox)
03/26/2017 Sun 8:01pm EDT Pallas enters Aries
03/31/2017 Fri 12:43pm EDT Mercury enters Taurus
This Month's Stations...
03/04/2017 Sat 3:42am EDT Venus Aries Retrograde
03/12/2017 Sun 3:01am EDT Vesta Cancer Direct




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