Weekly Horoscope for Cancer

... horoscope chart cast for Monday, December 22nd, 2014

SONG OF THE WEEK

Don't call it a comeback...
It's me Father Brian, bringin' the good news and doin it in rhyme
All I got today is some beats and the truth ...
And a big shout out to my homies in Maynooth ...
Gonna take it down, were gonna go deeper...
Maximum respect to Bridie my housekeeper...
Saved our Souls when he was nailed to a cross...
Some call him Jesus... I call him Boss

Who's in the house?... Jesus in the House...

Well, i like to bring the ladies out to Mejagorgy...
The truth in the room, that were havin an orgy...
Give no love to the ladies... I'm married to the man...
Aint nothing going on under my silk tent...
Suffrin' little children come onto me...
I'll see ye next week at the scout Jamboorie...
I dont roar like a lion... I squeak like a mouse...
But you'll always here me askin... Whos in the house?

Who's in the house?... Jesus in the House...

Sitting on a mountain... people got the munchies...
The lord got loaves and fishes... gave them all their lunchies
Don't be offended if I turn the other cheek...
Ya hear what I'm sayin'... Blessed are the meek...
Like all good homies, he had a 12 man possie...
One called Peter... One called Matty...
Said put down your Oozies and your AK-47's...
And I'll put ye on a guest list for a Club called Heaven

Who's in the house?... Jesus in the House...

I'd like to thank you all, Thank you very much...
To the people who collected for the roof on the Church
I'd like to thank the ladies put the flava in the sandwhiches...
I'm sorry, i was so busy so I couldn't give a hand with it...
Truth is father brian coz im hip to the groove...
Dont be a square coz a square cant move...
I'd like to thank myself for the loan of the hall...
And thank you to the comedy... We really had a ball...

((( Father Brian & Cardinals - Jesus in the House )))

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daniel
Happy Christmas Moon-doggies...
In my natal chart, I have Saturn on my Ascendant (the 1st House cusp)... So every year about three weeks before Christmas, I tend to get the blues as the Sun transits through my 12th House... Over my Ascendant before it finally passes over Saturn... Every year it seems to clear up on the Winter Solstice (today) when the Sun moves out of Saturn's range and into the sign of Capricorn... Because of that, Christmas is always a very special time for me... It's feels like a personal rebirth... A brand new year & another chance for a mutant spaz like me, that I may finally "get it right"... hehe...

The past month has been kind of rough... Lost 3 good people to illnesses... So adding that to the usual Pre-Christmas Blues I get this time of the year, I've had a lot of past memories, thoughts & feelings churnin' around in my brain lately... Anyway... So I'm sitting here... Just finished writin' the 'Scopes... I'm thinking of what the perfect song would be to match this week's chart energy... And sure enough, a song comes on the stereo... A flood of good memories return... And right on time, the blues just fade away for another year.

Years ago... Mar, Sharon, Sally and I were blasting around in Ireland... Driving down the highway on our way to Dublin... And this song comes on the radio... We're all kinda quietly groovin' to it... I don't really remember if the others or I were even payin' attention to the lyrics... Until at one point when the song said "Who's in the House" in unison we all spontaneously sang out rather loudly... Jesus in the House!!... And were laughing as we're drivin' and kinda dancin' as much as we could in the cramped car speedin' down the highway.

Whether you "believe" in Jesus or not, you have to admit he was freakin' awesome!!!... A single man changed the world just by being himself and choosing to rise above "Modern Life" and to love people... He loved all flavours of people... Young, old, rich, poor, healthy, ill... People started to really listen & consider what he was saying... Naturally, he became a threat to those who were in power, so they nailed him to a tree to silence him... But here we are 2000 years later and his message still holds true... Love is the answer.

Merry Christmas...
Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd


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Weekly Horoscope for Cancer

Your overall chart has moved you into a time when you have tremendous power & influence over others... Geeshka, you won't even have to say a thing as just one look and others will know instantly that you mean business... hehe... But that also puts a lot of additional pressure onto you as the expectations of you are also sky-high too... This is not the time to get reckless... Take time to carefully consider the consequences of your actions on your home, career & lifestyle.

You start the week in your high cycle, so things are going to have a way of working out in your favor... This is when the things you do have an excellent chance of success so the best course of action is to try to accomplish as much as you can as long as the universe is favoring your sign. Speak right up & don't be shy... Ask for what you want/desire with clarity and others will respond quite favorably to you... Later in the week favors any kind of financial transactions!!




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