Weekly Horoscope for Gemini ♊


(May 21 - June 20)
Horoscope Cast for: Monday, August 31st, 2020

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Song of the Week

I'm so worried about what's happening today...
...In the Middle East you know
I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow

I'm so worried about the fashions today...
...I don't think they're good for your feet
And I'm so worried about the shows on TV...
...That sometimes they want to repeat

I'm so worried about what's happening today you know
And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow

I'm so worried about my hair falling out...
...And the state of the world today
And I'm so worried about being so full of doubt about everything anyway

I'm so worried about Modern Technology...
...I'm so worried about all things that they dump in the Sea
I'm so worried about it, worried about it...
...Worried, worried, worried...

I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong...
...I'm so worried about whether people like this song

I'm so worried about this very next verse...
...It isn't the best I've got
And I'm so worried about whether I should go on...
...Or whether I shouldn't just stop

I'm so worried about whether I ought to have stopped
And I'm so worried because it's the sort of thing I ought to know
I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow

I'm so worried about whether or not I should have stopped then...
...I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone 'round the bend
I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow

((( Monty Python - I'm So Worried )))




Today's Horoscope Summary...


Today I Start my Life Anew...
Wow... What a road it's been over the past few months... Each of us will look back at this time later on, and scratch our heads and wonder if all this really happened... hehe... Sorta like takin' bad drugs without even takin' any of 'em... hehe... It does teach us a lesson though... That everybody gets knocked down from time to time... (it happens)... But the real trick is to be able to get back up again and learn from the experience.

With these current planetary alignments, there is, and will be, a radical changes in terms of 'Income Equality' in the near future... (Jupiter/Pluto/Saturn in Capricorn)... Astrologically, it means 'Reaping what you Deserve or Earned'... The big difference now, is that there will be a lot more opportunities for advancements that haven't been there in decades.

The biggest changes will be that those in positions of power and influence will not be able to 'get away with' what they have in the past... (Technology and the Aquarian Information Age is catching up to them)... We are already seeing many starting to be held accountable... I 'Spose in a way, you can look at this time as a 'Global Astrological Reset' that is taking place... Welcome to the Age of Aquarius.

When you can find the humor in it all, that's when you'll be on track.

That's it for now... I'll talk to you guys in the Daily 'Scopes...

Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd


The Weekly Horoscope for Gemini...




The weekly horoscope for Gemini shows that there are major elements of 'fate and destiny' that are currently in play right now... While you may not see these effects immediately... (no instant karma)... Your main concern is that your focus is making sure the things that need to get done actually happen... A big factor in this is also understanding there are plenty of other people that would be ready and willing to help and assist when needed.


...Show some Love...


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Your Daily Tao

If one wishes to shrink it
One must first expand it
If one wishes to weaken it
One must first strengthen it
If one wishes to discard it
One must first promote it
If one wishes to seize it
One must first give it
This is called subtle clarity

The soft and weak overcomes the tough and strong
Fish cannot leave the depths
The sharp instruments of the state
Cannot be shown to the people