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Gunga * Gunga * Lagunga


"The flowing robes, the grace, bald … striking"...
"So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver.
He hauls off and whacks one... Big hitter, the Lama... Long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse...
Right at the base of this glacier...
Do you know what the Lama says?
Gunga galunga... Gunga, gunga-lagunga."

"And I say... Hey Lama... Hey, how about a little something...
...You know, for the effort... You know?"


And he says...
'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die...
On your deathbed... You will receive total consciousness.
'

So I got that goin' for me... Which is nice..."

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TODAY's ASPECTS

Moon Conjunct Uranus: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is always connected and fused together with their individuality, desires for change, and tendency to go against social norms. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.



Moon Sextile Neptune: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies has much opportunity for growth, exchange, and harmony in relation with their intuitive, spiritual, compassionate, psychic nature.


Moon Trine Pluto: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is always in harmony with their destiny, and capacity to transform the self and the outer world.


Sun Square North Node: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is irreconcilably in conflict with their karmic goals, and best direction of evolutionary growth. Adaptation is required by both sides.


Moon Opposite Venus: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies opposes and creates tension with their creativity, tendencies for affection and calmness, and relationship needs. Balance is needed.

This Months Aspects



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