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Gunga * Gunga * Lagunga


"The flowing robes, the grace, bald … striking"...
"So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver.
He hauls off and whacks one... Big hitter, the Lama... Long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse...
Right at the base of this glacier...
Do you know what the Lama says?
Gunga galunga... Gunga, gunga-lagunga."

"And I say... Hey Lama... Hey, how about a little something...
...You know, for the effort... You know?"


And he says...
'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die...
On your deathbed... You will receive total consciousness.
'

So I got that goin' for me... Which is nice..."

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TODAY's ASPECTS

Ascendant Square Midheaven: Current moment now's personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world is irreconcilably in conflict with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Adaptation is required by both sides.



Sun Trine Moon: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is always in harmony with their emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies.Moon Square Mars: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is irreconcilably in conflict with their will, energy, activity, and aggressive,


assertive tendencies. Adaptation is required by both sides.Neptune Opposite Ascendant: Current moment now's intuitive, spiritual, compassionate, psychic nature always opposes and creates tension with their personality and outward


appearance, as projected to the world. Balance is needed.Neptune Square Midheaven: Current moment now's intuitive, spiritual, compassionate, psychic nature is irreconcilably in conflict with their view as seen in the eyes of others,


reputation, and social standing. Adaptation is required by both sides.Saturn Opposite Ascendant: Current moment now's part of mind that is disciplined, respectful, and solitary always opposes and creates tension with their personality and outward

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