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Gunga * Gunga * Lagunga


"The flowing robes, the grace, bald … striking"...
"So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver.
He hauls off and whacks one... Big hitter, the Lama... Long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse...
Right at the base of this glacier...
Do you know what the Lama says?
Gunga galunga... Gunga, gunga-lagunga."

"And I say... Hey Lama... Hey, how about a little something...
...You know, for the effort... You know?"


And he says...
'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die...
On your deathbed... You will receive total consciousness.
'

So I got that goin' for me... Which is nice..."

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TODAY's ASPECTS

Sun Square Ascendant: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is irreconcilably in conflict with their personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world. Adaptation is required by both sides.



Sun Conjunct Mercury: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is always connected and fused together with their thoughts, intellect, and communicative activity. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.


Sun Square Moon: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is irreconcilably in conflict with their emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies. Adaptation is required by both sides.


Moon Conjunct Ascendant: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is connected and fused together with their personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.


Mercury Square Ascendant: Current moment now's thoughts, intellect, and communicative activity is irreconcilably in conflict with their personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world. Adaptation is required by both sides.

This Months Aspects



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