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Gunga * Gunga * Lagunga


"The flowing robes, the grace, bald … striking"...
"So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver.
He hauls off and whacks one... Big hitter, the Lama... Long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse...
Right at the base of this glacier...
Do you know what the Lama says?
Gunga galunga... Gunga, gunga-lagunga."

"And I say... Hey Lama... Hey, how about a little something...
...You know, for the effort... You know?"


And he says...
'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die...
On your deathbed... You will receive total consciousness.
'

So I got that goin' for me... Which is nice..."

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TODAY's ASPECTS

Jupiter Square Ascendant: Current moment now's enthusiastic, faithful, wise, expansive, spontaneous nature is irreconcilably in conflict with their personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world. Adaptation is required by both sides.



Sun Square Moon: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is in conflict with their emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies. Adaptation is required by both sides.


Saturn Square Midheaven: Current moment now's part of mind that is disciplined, respectful, and solitary is irreconcilably in conflict with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Adaptation is required by both sides.


Ascendant Square Midheaven: Current moment now's personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world is in conflict with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Adaptation is required by both sides.


Saturn Conjunct Neptune: Current moment now's part of mind that is disciplined, respectful, and solitary is always connected and fused together with their intuitive, spiritual, compassionate, psychic nature. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.

This Months Aspects



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