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Daily Horoscope for Cancer
Horoscope Cast for Thursday, November 26th, 2020
by daniel "whelland" dowd
Daily Horoscope for Cancer Summary
I'm not gonna write the scopes today... Cause my sister Sue (born on the same day as I was September 27th)... is comin' over for dinner... Wanna hear something way-cool... Me (my sister) my Grandpa... And his grandpa and his granpa and his granpa were all born on the same day and time... (every other generation)... It goes back generations.... My cousin Joe (he may be delusional as he thinks He makes better ribs than I do, but he will evenutally come to his senses and realize my barb-b-q is better)... His son is also born on my birthday.... So I gotta cut him some slack for that...
Anyway...
And my sister Colleen is makin' stuffin... (can I get an Amen?)... hehe... Did anyone ever tell you That sisters are magic... (they are!!!)... Sue makes this green stuff that freakin' awesome... Daughters are magic too... Julie-Bear handles the mashed "ba-day-das"... The boys are kinda lazy...Maybe that isn't a fair statement... Rich and Chris surely know their way around a grill... Chris is like a doctor, so he makes "suggestions" that we all ignore... We know he us right, but we're not gonna give up livin'.... Chris is like a doctor, so he eats super healthty and dogs/lectures us occasionally... we smile... And chomp away,... If you ever had my ribs, chicken, brisket.... You would cry yourself to sleep at night... It's that good.... hehe.. Ok... i may be over stating that, but it's true... I make good meat... hehe...
Whatever I am goofin'... But I won the family lottery (if there is one)... We are all crazy about each other... These guys are super smart and crazy too... We laugh our assses off over really stupid things.. You would not believe how funny my sister Jenny is... Tears roll down you face when she gets goin... Same with Sue and Colleen too... I could brag on them, but that wouldn;t be right... Kyle (colleen's man) has to be one of the funniest guys alive... I cant tell the stories... someday you'll hear 'em and laugh harder than you ever have before....
Look... after 25 years ,I get to take a day off every now and then... hehehe...You guys are all like "fambly" to me... So I wish you all could stop by for dinner... I'll tell ya... I am a damn good cook... (wink)... If you eat one of my meals, you'lll cry your eyes out every other day wishin' you could have my gumbo, turkey or jambalaya... And Marian's Pizza... It would put ever pizzaria out of biz....You can't unflavor that...
Cheer for me today if you can (or want to).... All I can do is tell you the truth... (even if it is boring)... But I never lie to you guys.... The statements I make, I have the facts to back them up...
Gosh my family is awesome.. We are not smart enough to know how smart we are... And besides, We can just be ourselves.... Flawed.... Defective perhapas
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Daily Tao
Those who hold an abundance of virtueAre similar to newborn infants
Poisonous insects do not sting them
Wild beasts do not claw them
Birds of prey do not attack them
Their bones are weak, tendons are soft
But their grasp is firm
They do not know of sexual union but can manifest arousal
Due to the optimum of essence
They can cry the whole day and yet not be hoarse
Due to the optimum of harmony
Knowing harmony is said to be constancy
Knowing constancy is said to be clarity
Excessive vitality is said to be inauspicious
Mind overusing energy is said to be aggressive
Things become strong and then grow old
This is called contrary to the Tao
That which is contrary to the Tao will soon perish
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Sun Opposite Midheaven: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness opposes and creates tension with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Balance is needed.
Jupiter Square Midheaven: Current moment now's enthusiastic, faithful, wise, expansive, spontaneous nature is irreconcilably in conflict with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Adaptation is required by both sides.
Mars Square Ascendant: Current moment now's will, energy, activity, and aggressive, assertive tendencies is irreconcilably in conflict with their personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world. Adaptation is required by both sides.
Sun Square Jupiter: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is in conflict with their enthusiastic, faithful, wise, expansive, spontaneous nature. Adaptation is required by both sides.