Daily Horoscope for Capricorn

Horoscope Cast for Wednesday, November 17th, 2021

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Daily Horoscope for Capricorn Summary

Today I Start my Life Anew..!!

Just ignore anything I say today... I'm just talkin' to myself and watchin the words appear on the screen... (which is kinda interesting)... my fingers move and words appear... I've been doin' so much computer programming that all I see is long strings of numbers... (boring huh?)...

Today is a ramblin' day... Which means I am not really focused on the charts... So I can goof on it... I am smart enough not to try to 'fake it'... 25 years of writing gives me the occasional day to bug-out... If you knew the work I've been doin' you would surely understand.

Anyway...

There are some questions that can never be answered... Like why do women have to make so much freakin' noise in the mornings?... The dogs and I just look at each other with that question... Duhhh... Huh?... They bang on things in the kitchen that tell us they are awake and therefore we should be too... It's four-freakin' am... fercrissakes... I am crazy about that girl named Marian, but there are times when I could 'brain' her... hehe... (not really, but just sayin')... hehe... Guys will know exactly what we mean because females do not make sense to us... We (most guys) do not understand what you mean most of the time... (unless there is a pot or a pan aimed at our head)... hehe...

Today has a strange vibe attached to it...
I know it is the eclipse comin' up... But that is a different story... It's really about goofy things that guys think about... (I don't even pretend to understand what women think about)... Guys have a language... "Shut the 'F' Up" when we venture into wackyville"... No offense is ever taken... Usually it appears when we are tryin' to 'fake' like we know what we are doin' or sayin'... I shouldn't violate the 'man rules' but women have their own 'tricks too'... Woman trick #1 is.... "One of us has to take out the garbage"... (when it pouring rain) as we get our jacket on... Duhhh... Ok... "One of us" means "get crackin' mister"... hehe...

It's my son Christopher's birthday tomorrow... I am real proud of all my kids... Chris is like a doctor (nurse-practitioner)... He lectures me on all my bad habits... He knows I won't listen... My Dad wouldn't either... But he "LIVED LARGE"... He loved my mom with a passion that hardly anyone could understand... I spent every day of my life with this guy... He was the real deal... The guy that all of us other guys try to be...

My son Chris is a lot like that... Actually... All my kids are like that... Each are different but awesome in their ways... Bud is a freakin' Genius... Rich sees the Big Picture clearer than anyone... Julie-Bear is an Angel... Jesse is too much like me... So freakin' funny... But he'd also move heaven and earth for you too... Josh is a totally different story... hehe... Take mutant-spaz to the 100th degree and then multiply that by a ga-jillion... At 10 years old, he was running businesses out of school... Nuthin' Bad... He just saw people's needs and figgered out how to fill them.

I got my first 'social-security check' in the mail... That means I am officially 'old'... (say it's not so danieli>)... I hate to admit it, but it is very scary to me... There is still so much I have to do... I can't get old... Yeah, my knee hurts a lot... I can't hear what others are sayin' a lot of the time... (that can be a blessingi>)... I got things to do... I gotta go to the pyramids... There is this one restaurant in Barcelona that I love... (called Cafeteria) near the train station that makes the best Paella you could ever dream about.

Since 1996 I've never really 'called it in'... (if you know the language I'm speakin'i>)... I love what I do... It isn't work if you love what you do... My 'word-processor' and other programs are actin' wonky.... I 'Spose if I had a real job I would call in 'sick'... I could never really have a 'real job'... I start the day by playin' about a dozen games of solitaire to get my brain (pattern matching) flowin'... It's like mental exercise... It's strange (Even for me) almost like electrical connections... Then I find the 'groove'... I just write down what I see and feel.

Covid Sucks... I just want to go to England and have a 'Traditional English Breakfast'... I was emailin' Al yesterday about it... If we could get that 'breffass' here in the USA, every restaurant would be packed... I am a huge fan of England Cricket but it is super hard to get the matches here...

They always want to try to make our cities like Europe... WE HAVE SPACE AND LAND!!... hehe... (duhhh)... We don't have to be jammed together... hehe...

Sorry about the rant today...
It doesn't make sense... It is not supposed to...
Just notes to myself... Which is what my 'Scopes have alwaws been. Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd

The Daily Horoscope for Capricorn

The daily horoscope for Capricorn has the kind of chart where brilliant ideas can suddenly pop into your brain... It is also when idiotic ones can appear too... hehe... (just sayin')... You'll know when you are in the groove... It is your time to shine.