Daily Horoscope for Gemini

Horoscope Cast for Friday, August 13th, 2021

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Daily Horoscope for Gemini Summary

Friday the 13th..!! (spooky music plays)... hehe...

For most of us, if someone didn't mention it we probably wouldn't have even noticed that it was Friday the 13th... hehe... But because most astrologers are kinda mutants, we would notice Sun, Mercury, Mars and Venus are in the sign of Virgo right now... It's a strange kind of energy... (how is that for being diplomatic?)... hehe... Twisted Humor, but ya gotta understand I am surrounded by Virgo's... I love 'em... but they can make ya crazy too... hehe... (you know the language I'm talkin')... hehe..

Work with me on this...
Ya see, my brothers and sisters are smart... (real smart)... Valerie used to call 'em "Jeopardy Smart" cause they would know the answers that 'normies' like 'us' would never know... Teachers at my school told me I have a super high IQ... I was more interested in ummm... Good times and girls... To this day, I never have been able to 'figger out' the girl mind... It's like wackyville... hehe... Marian's family is super smart too... Bill (RIP) was NASA's 'Man of the Year'... (fixed the hubble space telescope)...

This is probably a really lousy horoscope to read... hehe... There is truth hidden in it though... Ya cannot be so afraid of dyin' that you fail to live, love largely... (simple huh?)... I'm not braggin'... (if anything I am down-playin' it)... But for some unknown reason, my brothers and sisters are some of the smartest people on the planet... And they are also the screw-balls you would love to party with too... Cause they don't take it too seriously... Don't take life too seriously... (wink)....

That's it for now... I'll talk to you guys tomorrow...
Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd

The Daily Horoscope for Gemini

The daily horoscope for Gemini has a chart that can provide unexpected rewards and advancements in the weeks ahead... Jupiter on your Solar Mid-Heaven can bring significant status elevations (both financial and socially)... Just remember, this energy holds you to extremely high standards... Got to take the high road in all that you do and say these days!!... Gotta speak the truth!!

...Show some Love...

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daily horoscopes:

( Red = Fire ) * ( Green = Earth ) * ( Purple=Air ) * ( Blue = Water )
Aries  Taurus  Gemini  Cancer  Leo  Virgo 

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  ( Red = Cardinal ) ( Green = Fixed ) ( Blue = Mutable )
  Aries  Taurus  Gemini  Cancer  Leo  Virgo 

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Today's Astrology Quote of the Day:
The stars in the heavens sing a music if only we had ears to hear.
~ Pythagoras

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Daily Tao

Those who are on tiptoes cannot stand
Those who straddle cannot walk
Those who flaunt themselves are not clear
Those who presume themselves are not distinguished
Those who praise themselves have no merit
Those who boast about themselves do not last

Those with the Tao call such things leftover food or tumors
They despise them
Thus, those who possesses the Tao do not engage in them

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