Daily Horoscope for Pisces

Horoscope Cast for Saturday, April 14th, 2007

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Daily Horoscope for Pisces Summary

Weekend Summary
“Sally in the garden,
Siftin' through the cinders,
Lifted up her arse,
And farted like a man,
The busting of her britches broke fifteen windows,
The cheeks of her ass went (bam, bam, bam)”

Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007)

I read a lot of Kurt Vonnegut books in my adolescent days (they were mythicized by my old man and his siblings way back when). Of all the writers I’ve read, he was probably my favorite, and probably the one who inspired me to write the most. I mean if he could write all that crazy stuff and get away with it; why couldn’t I? Seemed like a pretty good gig.

Anyways, not everyone liked what he had to say and he even had some of his books banned or burned for “indecency” or whatnot. But he said what he had to say, shot from the hip, and in the end, decent or not, what he had to say was usually amusing, profound and more often than not, both.

I guess it’s a bit fitting that he passes away as we enter into a transit where we’re going to care less about how people react to what we say, placing the importance on the message itself. In our conversations, things aren’t going to be all buttery and fluffy; we’re going to be pretty blunt about things and if someone takes offense, too damn bad. That’s because there’ll will be a lot of truth and wisdom in what we have to say, even if we can’t always find the rosiest way to put things. But more often than not, we’ll end up being amusing and deep, just like Vonnegut.

Bud

The Daily Horoscope for Pisces

“I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.”

Over the weekend, you might start talking at a frenetic pace and often your words will be passionate. It’s almost as though you are desperately seeking some sort of control, but deep down you realize this is not really meant to be. For all of the things that you do to try to restore some of your power over what’s going on, you’re always going to be trumped by the unexpected and unpredictable events and actions of others. The best thing you can do is adapt to the changing scope of things and play your part, rather than trying to dictate how things will turn out, because things will never turn out as you planned.

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Today's Astrology Quote of the Day:
Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer...
~ John Pierpont Morgan

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Daily Tao

In governing people and serving Heaven
There is nothing like conservation
Only with conservation is it called submitting early
Submitting early is called emphasis on accumulating virtues
Accumulating virtues means there is nothing one cannot overcome
When there is nothing that one cannot overcome
One's limits are unknown
The limitations being unknown, one can possess sovereignty
With this mother principle of power, one can be everlasting
This is called deep roots and firm foundation
The Tao of longevity and lasting vision

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