Daily Horoscope for Virgo

Horoscope Cast for Thursday, November 26th, 2020

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Daily Horoscope for Virgo Summary

I'm not gonna write the scopes today... Cause my sister Sue (born on the same day as I was September 27th)... is comin' over for dinner... Wanna hear something way-cool... Me (my sister) my Grandpa... And his grandpa and his granpa and his granpa were all born on the same day and time... (every other generation)... It goes back generations.... My cousin Joe (he may be delusional as he thinks He makes better ribs than I do, but he will evenutally come to his senses and realize my barb-b-q is better)... His son is also born on my birthday.... So I gotta cut him some slack for that...

Anyway... And my sister Colleen is makin' stuffin... (can I get an Amen?)... hehe... Did anyone ever tell you That sisters are magic... (they are!!!)... Sue makes this green stuff that freakin' awesome... Daughters are magic too... Julie-Bear handles the mashed "ba-day-das"... The boys are kinda lazy...Maybe that isn't a fair statement... Rich and Chris surely know their way around a grill... Chris is like a doctor, so he makes "suggestions" that we all ignore... We know he us right, but we're not gonna give up livin'.... Chris is like a doctor, so he eats super healthty and dogs/lectures us occasionally... we smile... And chomp away,... If you ever had my ribs, chicken, brisket.... You would cry yourself to sleep at night... It's that good.... hehe.. Ok... i may be over stating that, but it's true... I make good meat... hehe...

Whatever I am goofin'... But I won the family lottery (if there is one)... We are all crazy about each other... These guys are super smart and crazy too... We laugh our assses off over really stupid things.. You would not believe how funny my sister Jenny is... Tears roll down you face when she gets goin... Same with Sue and Colleen too... I could brag on them, but that wouldn;t be right... Kyle (colleen's man) has to be one of the funniest guys alive... I cant tell the stories... someday you'll hear 'em and laugh harder than you ever have before....

Look... after 25 years ,I get to take a day off every now and then... hehehe...You guys are all like "fambly" to me... So I wish you all could stop by for dinner... I'll tell ya... I am a damn good cook... (wink)... If you eat one of my meals, you'lll cry your eyes out every other day wishin' you could have my gumbo, turkey or jambalaya... And Marian's Pizza... It would put ever pizzaria out of biz....You can't unflavor that...

Cheer for me today if you can (or want to).... All I can do is tell you the truth... (even if it is boring)... But I never lie to you guys.... The statements I make, I have the facts to back them up... Gosh my family is awesome.. We are not smart enough to know how smart we are... And besides, We can just be ourselves.... Flawed.... Defective perhapas

The Daily Horoscope for Virgo