Daily Horoscope for Virgo

Horoscope Cast for Friday, August 13th, 2021

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Daily Horoscope for Virgo Summary

Friday the 13th..!! (spooky music plays)... hehe...

For most of us, if someone didn't mention it we probably wouldn't have even noticed that it was Friday the 13th... hehe... But because most astrologers are kinda mutants, we would notice Sun, Mercury, Mars and Venus are in the sign of Virgo right now... It's a strange kind of energy... (how is that for being diplomatic?)... hehe... Twisted Humor, but ya gotta understand I am surrounded by Virgo's... I love 'em... but they can make ya crazy too... hehe... (you know the language I'm talkin')... hehe..

Work with me on this...
Ya see, my brothers and sisters are smart... (real smart)... Valerie used to call 'em "Jeopardy Smart" cause they would know the answers that 'normies' like 'us' would never know... Teachers at my school told me I have a super high IQ... I was more interested in ummm... Good times and girls... To this day, I never have been able to 'figger out' the girl mind... It's like wackyville... hehe... Marian's family is super smart too... Bill (RIP) was NASA's 'Man of the Year'... (fixed the hubble space telescope)...

This is probably a really lousy horoscope to read... hehe... There is truth hidden in it though... Ya cannot be so afraid of dyin' that you fail to live, love largely... (simple huh?)... I'm not braggin'... (if anything I am down-playin' it)... But for some unknown reason, my brothers and sisters are some of the smartest people on the planet... And they are also the screw-balls you would love to party with too... Cause they don't take it too seriously... Don't take life too seriously... (wink)....

That's it for now... I'll talk to you guys tomorrow...
Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd

The Daily Horoscope for Virgo

The daily horoscope for Virgo has the kind of chart where 'all options are on the table' today... Make no mistake about it, this is an awesome chart with so many planets in or near your sign... The main idea is to know (and be able to envision) what it is that you want... This energy has a 'healing' kind of quality attached to it too... A great time for making purchases.



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Today's Astrology Quote of the Day:
I believe in a lot of astrology... I believe in aliens.....
I look up into the stars and I imagine:
How self-important are we to think that we are the only life-form?
~ Katy Perry



Daily Tao

The people's hunger
Is due to the excess of their ruler's taxation
So they starve
The people's difficulty in being governed
Is due to the meddling of their ruler
So they are difficult to govern
The people's disregard for death
Is due to the glut in their ruler's pursuit of life
So they disregard death
Therefore those who do not strive for living
Are better than those who value living

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