Weekly Horoscope for Aquarius
(JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18)
Song of the Week
Blind man beggin’ for a little crust of breadRich lady wonderin’ what the undertaker said
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Mother Nature’s lookin’ for the hands of Father Time
He’s got ‘em reachin’ for the girl in number nine
She’s readin’ Horoscopes, lookin’ for a Sign
Waitin’ for the Train that’ll take her Down the Line
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Cell phones ringin’ in the middle of the street
History’s tellin’ stories that a sailor won’t repeat
Believers and infidels are fighting in the heat
While bodies of the innocent are Covered with a Sheet
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Everybody’s Lookin’ for... What they Cannot Find
I’m down here on Bleeker Street Tryin’ to Read your Mind
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Santa Claus and Robin-Hood are doin’ what they can
To feed the poor and soak the rich and help their fellow man
While Senators and Congressmen are workin’ on a plan
To get some more Vacation Time to get a Deeper Tan
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Sheena’s in the jungle tryin’ hard to keep it real
The doctor’s in the ale house tryin’ to cop a feel
The count of Monte Christo wants to make another deal
And Dracula’s in the kitchen and he’s lookin’ for a meal
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Aristotle’s ridin’ on a ferryboat to Mars
While Juliet is creepin’ through the Closets of the Stars
Romeo is on the run smoking’ blue cigars
Puttin’ cocoa butter on to cover up the Scars
Maggie May and Captain Hook are walkin’ down the aisle
As the President saunters in astride a Crocodile
The Ayatolah swears he is not a Pedophile
And the Right of Man don’t mean a damn here in the Age of Style
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Hello?... Hello?
Is anybody there?.... Hello?
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
((( Willie Nile - Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead )))
Horoscope Cast for Monday, March 14th, 2011
by daniel "whelland" dowd
Weekly Horoscope for Aquarius Summary
Yeah, I 'spose only someone jerky (like me) would say "I told you about the EarthQuakes" the day before it happened last week, like I did last Thursday... hehehe... But I'm here to tell ya's, that this energy is far from over... The Super-Moon that caused the EarthQuake in Japan doesn't reach it's full strength until Saturday (19th)... So it wouldn't surprise me if there aren't other events that take place!!
It's not just the Super-Moon, but more the fact that there is so much pull/force being exerted upon the Earth by having so many planets all jammed together in such a small area of the chart that's causing the stress & pressure. It's not just the Earth that is affected by this energy either, it will rock each of us in one way or another... But like always, just being aware of it is half the battle... That awareness can cause you to step back & re-think certain words & actions you might later regret.
No doubt, it's crazy out there... In a way, I think people are just becoming totally numb to what is happening... We see these horrific things on the telly and a couple minutes later, the news is over and it's all forgotten... Thank God it didn't happen here is what I've heard people say... But like Willie Nile sings... (naturally, with that edge he has to be from "The Land of Buff")... There are Cell Phones ringing in the Pockets of the Dead!.
Don't worry though... Our leaders have a plan and will get it going right after their vacations...
I'm tellin' ya Moon-Doggies... I am feelin' this... And that means there is a whole lot more to it than what you are hearing... This transit is far from over and we haven't even gotten into the real "Power Cycle" of it yet... (that doens't happen until later in the week)... It's not just the Earth-Quake, but it's just as much as the world's reaction to it that matters... Those aren't body counts & statistics laying on the ground... It reminds us how one minute we can be the "King of it All" and the next have everything we own pulled out from under us.
Become a new Site Member... Perhaps think of what the Bigger Message the universe might be trying to share with you... Whatever... It's late... I'm tired...
Keep the Faith... Better Days & Higher Love are comin' soon...
daniel "whelland" dowd
The Weekly Horoscope for Aquarius
The core of your chart is simple... The path you are on is not intended to be traveled alone... That means being smart enough & willing to know when you must make commitements and adhere to them. Being in paradise alone would suck, so this energy rolls in that makes it extremely easy to meet & connect with others... A simple word can spark a conversation & from there anything can happen... (wink)... Or waiting too long can cause the magic to walk away!!
Much of this energy is all about knowing what you already have & what it's real value is in terms of your overall happiness & personal satisfaction. The financial area of your chart is incredible, but you can bet your ass there'll be challenges that need to be dealt with along the way. Each step takes you higher & higher, but you need to have the destination clearly in mind so you're not just wandering aimlessly. You cannot go backwards, so it's full steam ahead.
...Show some Love...
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Sun Sextile Jupiter: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness has much opportunity for growth, exchange, and harmony in relation with their enthusiastic, faithful, wise, expansive, spontaneous nature.
Moon Sextile Mercury: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies has much opportunity for growth, exchange, and harmony in relation with their thoughts, intellect, and communicative activity.
Uranus Square Ascendant: Current moment now's individuality, desires for change, and tendency to go against social norms is in conflict with their personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world. Adaptation is required by both sides.
Venus Square Pluto: Current moment now's creativity, tendencies for affection and calmness, and relationship needs is irreconcilably in conflict with their destiny, and capacity to transform the self and the outer world. Adaptation is required by both sides.
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