Weekly Horoscope for Aquarius
(JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18)
Song of the Week
The mystery man came overAnd he said I'm outta sight!
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach Nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of
His pressing affairs and devote
His attention to me
But I said... Look here brother
who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"
The mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I thought it was a razor...
...And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said You might not believe this, little fella
But it'll cure your asthma too
And I said Look here brother
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
Look here brother, don't waste your time on me
I've got troubles of my own, I said
And you can't help me out
So, take your meditations & your preparations
And ram it up your snout!
But I got the crystal ball... he said
...And held it to the light
So I snatched it, all away from him
And I showed him how to do it right...
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I looked like I was deep
I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
I told him he was going to sleep
I robbed his rings & pocketwatch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future, then
As long as he was hanging around
I said The price of meat has just gone up
And your Old Lady has just Gone Down!
And I said Look here brother-who you
Jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
So, don't waste your time on me
Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me
((( Frank Zappa - Cosmic Debris )))
Horoscope Cast for Monday, April 11th, 2011
by daniel "whelland" dowd
Weekly Horoscope for Aquarius Summary
Turn on the telly or the radio & all you'll hear now-days are stories about this or that designed to scare the livin' ba-jesus out of you... Disasters... Wars... Struggles... Whatever... It's all about fear, because fear sells. In a way... It's like they said in the old Star Wars Movie...
"Fear is the path to the Dark Side... Fear leads to anger... Anger leads to hate... Hate leads to suffering"... Suffering leads to radical decisions & actions... That is exactly what you need to avoid with a chart like we currently have!!... Especially now with a retro Mercury flying around up there in the Big Skies... hehee... The idea is to eliminate any suffering, hate, or negative influences... To rise above the madness without jeopardizing your personal honor & integrity along the way. Simple huh?
Here's an example... I keep telling you that this is one of the most prosperous astrological times we may ever encounter... All you hear is Budget woes & "government shut-downs"... Think about it, if you would have bought silver a month ago like I suggested, your wealth would be approx 30 PERCENT HIGHER in only 4-5 weeks!... It's still rising too... (it's at $40 an oz now & could go as high as $300)... But some will refuse to step out of the normal & cling to the 401K's regardless if they rise or fall... They cry out to the Spirit for help, but then refuse to listen to it's reply!
The point I am trying to make here is that the universe isn't going to force you to adapt... If you want to believe the fairy-tale stories the media & establishments are selling you, be my guest... But if you want to shine on your own, then you have to be willing to rise up to a higher level & get beyond the political/social restrictions. Make no mistake about it though, things are not going to go back to the way things were before... If you're holding out for the old ways to return, you've got a hell of a long wait. hehehe...
With all but 2 of the planets in Pisces & Aries, it reminds me of the old Frank Zappa song Cosmik Debris... They keep spinning all these stories, but surely the truth is totally different. It's like they're trying like hell to sell anger & despair... Don't buy into it!!... This is a chart that's filled with optimism & abundance... Find a way to rise up to a higher level & soar over all this media madness.
That's all I got right now... Tune in during the week in our daily-scopes for the rest of the story... Thanks for making us one of the most popular sites on the internet... (((CHEER)))... and it certainly would help if you could become a site member... Whatever... thanks for stopping by...
Keep the Faith... Better Days & Higher Love are comin' soon...
daniel "whelland" dowd
The Weekly Horoscope for Aquarius
In a perfect world, everything happens like this... (blah blah blah)... But the problem is that in a perfect world this is likely to be a hell of a lot of chaos and the need to adapt to an every changing situation... That is the core of this chart... If you are flexible & willing to adapt, then surely you can have it made... But if you remain rigid & refure to grow, then you're heading towards some major challenges because the universe is determined to bring us to a higher level of love.
I'm telling you in advance, be prepared to have to deal with a powerful assault on your feelings & emotions this week... It's like the universe has your number & knows exactly what strings to pull to cause you to feel vulnerable. The truth is that the universe is not allowed to give you more than your limits, so this only means that there are major rewards at stake here if it's trying to "weed out the weak ones"... This is the time when you need to believe in yourself & your abilities... 100 percent!
...Show some Love...
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Traveling on the road, they do not encounter rhinos or tigers
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