Weekly Horoscope for Aquarius ♒


(January 20 - February 18)
Horoscope Cast for: Monday, May 20th, 2019

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Song of the Week

She keeps her Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake", she says, just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy... For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation you can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes... Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, Turpentine... Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind... Anytime
Recommended at the price...
Insatiable an appetite... Wanna try?

To avoid complications... She never kept the same address
In conversation... She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China... Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally... If you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)
For cars she couldn't care less... Fastidious and precise

She's a Killer Queen...
Gunpowder, Turpentine... Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind... Anytime

Drop of a hat she's as willing as a playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action... Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild... She's all out to get you

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, Turpentine... Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind... Anytime
Recommended at the price... Insatiable an appetite... Wanna try?
You wanna try?

((( Queen - Killer Queen )))




This Week's Horoscope Summary...


Happy Birthday to my son Richard... To his wife Sue... And their son "Big Al"...
(Busy Week in the Dowd Fam-bly huh?... Hehe...


With Uranus currently so powerful... As we move forward into the future, I am sure you guys are seeing that every aspect of our lives is being documented by "un-seen forces"... They call it the "Internet of Things" (smart devices) but that is really a friendly name for "listening to our conversations" so they can show relevant ads and to make it easier to buy things without thinking... Geeshka, even our refrigerators are capable of listening to us and making "shopping lists... Part of it is way cool, but parts of it are rather creepy too.

Yeah, these are strange times with both Saturn and Jupiter (Pluto too) retrograde... It reminds me of elementary school when the teacher left the classroom and then all of a sudden total bedlam would begin... hehe... In the same way, this energy makes it super easy to want to raise a little hell... Just for the fun of it, but deep inside we know that would be the worst thing we could do right now... That this energy is very much a test to see who can handle being elevated to higher positions of wealth and responsibility.

This week's vibe will tend to be rather emotional... You'll find throughout the week most will seem like they are in a world of their own... When there are reactions, they tend to be "over-reactions" too... A very good time to "mind your own business" and pay closer attention to what you are doing as you are doing it... (to avoid mistakes or accidents)... Others will surely notice and appreciate if/when you go the extra mile, by using your intuition to offer help before they have to ask for it.

That's it for now... I'll talk to you guys in the Daily 'Scopes...

Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd


The Weekly Horoscope for Aquarius...




The weekly horoscope for Aquarius has a chart that indicates that you will be called upon to "teach" others by both example and through your experiences too... But (pointing to my butt)... hehe... The chart shows that there are lessons to be learned too, so that means maintaining an open mind this week to new possibilities and understanding... With this chart, it is not the time to take un-necessary risks and chances... Let things develop naturally.


...Show some Love...


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Your Daily Tao

Rivers and oceans can be the kings of a hundred valleys
Because of their goodness in staying low
So they can be the kings of a hundred valleys
Thus if sages wish to be over people
They must speak humbly to them
If they wish to be in front of people
They must place themselves behind them
Thus the sages are positioned above
But the people do not feel burdened
They are positioned in front
But the people do not feel harmed
Thus the world is glad to push them forward without resentment
Because they do not contend
So the world cannot contend with them