Weekly Horoscope for Aries
(MARCH 21 - APRIL 19)
Song of the Week
I am gross and pervertedI'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set
You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold
That's right, folks... Don't touch that dial
Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, look'it me go
I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor
I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, look'it me go
((( Frank Zappa & the Mothers - I am the Slime )))
Horoscope Cast for Monday, March 13th, 2017
by daniel "whelland" dowd
Weekly Horoscope for Aries Summary
Mercury is racing ahead of the Sun again... So just watch how many of those that we deal with will find themselves getting too far ahead of themselves... And many will commit to plans, activities or "whatever", that will later prove to be unable for them to follow through... Yeah, some will try to walk-back previous statements or promises... We've all seen this a ga-jillion times before... One of the biggest misconceptions in astrology is that Mercury retrogrades are the problem... It's the Mercury racing ahead of the Sun that causes the problems that need to be fixed when Mercury does in fact go retrograde.
Hell, most of you guys have been reading my 'Scopes for 20 years... So you know I am not a doom & gloomer... But when there are strong elements in the chart, I am surely going to bring them up... And right now, we have Saturn about to enter into it's home sign of Capricorn... Try to see it like this... Imagine being away on an extended vacation and you finally get back home... Ahhhh... And then you look around and see what a mess has been made while you were gone... The "hammer" drops and that "DAD" Saturn energy starts to kick in and when that happens, you know things are going to change... Trackin' with me on this?
A good way to envision the Saturn energy would be like those old Dads on the 50's & 60's telly-vision shows... That stern but fair father figure... The Jupiter energy is there to counter-balance Saturn... Jupiter's vibe is easy going, fun and filled with humor... Jupiter has a deeply spiritual side too... That demands honesty and integrity... Jupiter passes judgment but it doesn't administer the corrections or punishments... It leaves that for Saturn when it gets to the point where things have gone too far or is getting out of hand... Sorta-kinda how my Mom would leave it for my Dad too... hehe... (gulp)...
What's the point?...
With Saturn sitting on the cusp of Capricorn, things are going to change dramatically... The rules and laws that were lax before will be tightened down... You'll find that people will be held accountable for their actions and with tougher consequences when they veer off the path... This energy reminds me of the story of "The Emperor's New Clothes"... Where everybody has been going along with the illusion for so long that they've started to believe it... Until someone speaks up and says "The King is bare-assed nekid"... hehe...
Wait, it gets even more intense...
To complicate matters more... Jupiter is retrograde... So all of the things that have been covered up or corrupted will start to be exposed in a major way... But with Jupiter retro, it will be very hard to know what to believe and what not to... One side says this, and the other side says that... But where the major corrections will be seen and felt the hardest will be (in my opinion) in the global economies.
So we may expect the road to get bumpy for a while, but all in all this energy is going to bring back stability, prosperity and growth... That is what both Saturn and the sign of Capricorn sets out to do... So I am pretty optimistic looking further down the road.
That's it for now... Thanks for stoppin' by... I'll talk to you guys in the daily horoscopes...
Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...
daniel "whelland" dowd
The weekly horoscope for Aries indicates that you are totally "with it" this week and that your mind's ability to process information is at it's peak right now... That makes this a terrific time to plan your future strategies... What I like best about this chart is the level of balance that is available to you... Especially in your relationships with others... It shows that you are willing to "carry your share of the load" as long as others are willing to carry theirs... This is excellent for both business and romance.
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While alive, the body is soft and pliantWhen dead, it is hard and rigid
All living things, grass and trees,
While alive, are soft and supple
When dead, become dry and brittle
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is the follower of life
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Saturn Conjunct Midheaven: Current moment now's part of mind that is disciplined, respectful, and solitary is always connected and fused together with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.
Sun Sextile Moon: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness has opportunity for growth, exchange, and harmony in relation with their emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies.
Moon Square Venus: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is irreconcilably in conflict with their creativity, tendencies for affection and calmness, and relationship needs. Adaptation is required by both sides.
Sun Sextile Jupiter: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness has much opportunity for growth, exchange, and harmony in relation with their enthusiastic, faithful, wise, expansive, spontaneous nature.
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