
Weekly Horoscope for Aries
(MARCH 21 - APRIL 19)
Song of the Week
We took it on the Chin... The Numbers were so GrimBossed around by Pricks... Stiffen upper Lips... Yeah
Pacing in the Yard... You're tryin' to take a Mick
You must think I'm really Thick
Lookin' at the Graphs... With a Magnifying Glass
Cancel all the Tours... Football's fake Applause... Yeah
No more Travel Brochures... Virtual Premiers
I've got Nothing Left to Wear
Looking out from these Prison Walls
You've got to ROB Peter... If you're PAYIN' Paul
But it's Easy... Easy...
EVERYTHING IS GONNA GET REALLY FREAKY
Alright... On the night...
SOON IT'LL BE A MEMORY YOU'RE TRYIN' TO REMEMBER TO FORGET
That's a Pretty Mask... But never take a chance
Tik Tok Stupid Dance... Took a Samba Class... Yeah
I landed on my Ass... Tryin' to write a tune
You better hook me up to Zoom
See my Poncy Books... Teach myself to Cook
Way too much TV... It's Lobotomizing Me
Think I've put on Weight... I'll have another Drink
Then I'll clean the Kitchen Sink
We'll Escape from these Prison Walls
Open the windows and open the doors
But it's Easy... Easy...
EVERYTHING IS GONNA GET REALLY FREAKY
Alright on the Night... It's gonna be a Garden of Earthly Delights
Yeah it's Easy... SLEAZY...
Everything's SMOOTH and GREASY...
Easy... Believe me...
IT'LL ONLY BE A MEMORY YOU'RE TRYIN' TO REMEMBER TO FORGET
Shootin' the Vaccine... BILL GATES is in my Bloodstream
It's Mind Control... The Earth is Flat and Cold
It's never Warming Up... The Artic's turned to Slush
The Second Coming's Late... And there's Aliens in the Deep State
Now we're out of these Prison Walls
You've got to PAY PETER... If you're ROBBING PAUL
But it's Easy... Easy... Everything is gonna be really FREAKY
Alright on the Night... We're on our way back to Paradise
It's Easy... Believe Me
IT'LL BE A MEMORY YOU'RE TRYIN' TO REMEMBER TO FORGET
Easy... Cheezy... Everybody sing Please Please Me
IT'LL BE A MEMORY YOU'RE TRYIN' TO REMEMBER TO FORGET
((( Mick Jagger & Dave Grohl - Easy Sleazy )))
Horoscope Cast for Monday, April 19th, 2021
by daniel "whelland" dowd
Weekly Horoscope for Aries Summary
Today I Start my Life Anew...
We have a pretty wild chart this week as Mercury ☿, The Sun ☉, Venus ♀ and Uranus ♅ all aligned near the Taurus ♉ Cusp... That shows there can be 'wild fluctuations' in the financial markets because many will tend to 'over-think' or 'over-complicate' issues or matters... But... (pointing to my butt)... hehe... If you happen to have a little extra dough, this just may be a good time to find bargains in the markets or in items that have been previously 'over-priced'.
The middle of the week tends to have more 'thinking' goin' on than actual action... It can take the 'what-if' energy to higher levels... (read monday's [18th] horoscope for more info)... Tryin' to take ideas/concepts and bringing them into practical applications... This is the foundation energy where many new businesses or other projects tend to be formulated... Not to rush boldly into action, but to take your time and think/write your ideas and plans down for future reference.
The weekend is looking to be rather energetic and fun... There can be a tendency to feel rushed or hurried though... It's when some may feel the need to 'challenge' or try to 'compete' with you... A great time to do a lot of the early spring 'tasks and chores'... Especially the things that add 'value' to your daily life experience.
Ahhhh...
The new servers are running... You may come across a few errors on some pages... With over 1000 pages that needed to be edited, I am sure I've missed a few of them... (if you find a pages that isn't workin' right please email me so I can fix it)... There are still a ton of things/updates to be done.
I'm havin' a new furnace/ac unit installed... The old one was 64 years old... It's the kind of thing that costs ya a lot of dough, and at the end of the day, you basically have what you already had... hehe... Just like havin' a new roof put on... Anyway... hehe...
Sounds like Mick Jagger and Dave Grohl are not too happy with the Covid Lockdowns... I like the line about the 'fake football applause'... I remember writing about it watchin' Buffalo Bills football games... The crowd noise was cheerin' over the telly, but the stadium was empty. (viddy on Monday's daily-scope page)
That's it for now... I'll talk to you guys in the Daily 'Scopes...
Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...
daniel "whelland" dowd
The weekly horoscope for Aries has an energy that tends to be ultra aware... Where you notice all those small details that everybody else seems to miss or ignore... At the same time, it can cause you to be a but rigid and stubborn (not me daniel, I'm not stubborn so please pass the olives and get on with it)... hehe... It's when there is an air of 'familiar' but make no mistake, there is a hell of a lot of changes built into this current transit... Stay sharp!
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