Weekly Horoscope for Cancer
(JUNE 21 - JULY 22)
Song of the Week
Blind man beggin’ for a little crust of breadRich lady wonderin’ what the undertaker said
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Mother Nature’s lookin’ for the hands of Father Time
He’s got ‘em reachin’ for the girl in number nine
She’s readin’ Horoscopes, lookin’ for a Sign
Waitin’ for the Train that’ll take her Down the Line
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Cell phones ringin’ in the middle of the street
History’s tellin’ stories that a sailor won’t repeat
Believers and infidels are fighting in the heat
While bodies of the innocent are Covered with a Sheet
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Everybody’s Lookin’ for... What they Cannot Find
I’m down here on Bleeker Street Tryin’ to Read your Mind
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Santa Claus and Robin-Hood are doin’ what they can
To feed the poor and soak the rich and help their fellow man
While Senators and Congressmen are workin’ on a plan
To get some more Vacation Time to get a Deeper Tan
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Sheena’s in the jungle tryin’ hard to keep it real
The doctor’s in the ale house tryin’ to cop a feel
The count of Monte Christo wants to make another deal
And Dracula’s in the kitchen and he’s lookin’ for a meal
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Aristotle’s ridin’ on a ferryboat to Mars
While Juliet is creepin’ through the Closets of the Stars
Romeo is on the run smoking’ blue cigars
Puttin’ cocoa butter on to cover up the Scars
Maggie May and Captain Hook are walkin’ down the aisle
As the President saunters in astride a Crocodile
The Ayatolah swears he is not a Pedophile
And the Right of Man don’t mean a damn here in the Age of Style
Hey, hey... hey, hey, hey...
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Hello?... Hello?
Is anybody there?.... Hello?
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead
((( Willie Nile - Cell Phones Ringin’ in the Pockets of the Dead )))
Horoscope Cast for Monday, March 14th, 2011
by daniel "whelland" dowd
Weekly Horoscope for Cancer Summary
Yeah, I 'spose only someone jerky (like me) would say "I told you about the EarthQuakes" the day before it happened last week, like I did last Thursday... hehehe... But I'm here to tell ya's, that this energy is far from over... The Super-Moon that caused the EarthQuake in Japan doesn't reach it's full strength until Saturday (19th)... So it wouldn't surprise me if there aren't other events that take place!!
It's not just the Super-Moon, but more the fact that there is so much pull/force being exerted upon the Earth by having so many planets all jammed together in such a small area of the chart that's causing the stress & pressure. It's not just the Earth that is affected by this energy either, it will rock each of us in one way or another... But like always, just being aware of it is half the battle... That awareness can cause you to step back & re-think certain words & actions you might later regret.
No doubt, it's crazy out there... In a way, I think people are just becoming totally numb to what is happening... We see these horrific things on the telly and a couple minutes later, the news is over and it's all forgotten... Thank God it didn't happen here is what I've heard people say... But like Willie Nile sings... (naturally, with that edge he has to be from "The Land of Buff")... There are Cell Phones ringing in the Pockets of the Dead!.
Don't worry though... Our leaders have a plan and will get it going right after their vacations...
I'm tellin' ya Moon-Doggies... I am feelin' this... And that means there is a whole lot more to it than what you are hearing... This transit is far from over and we haven't even gotten into the real "Power Cycle" of it yet... (that doens't happen until later in the week)... It's not just the Earth-Quake, but it's just as much as the world's reaction to it that matters... Those aren't body counts & statistics laying on the ground... It reminds us how one minute we can be the "King of it All" and the next have everything we own pulled out from under us.
Become a new Site Member... Perhaps think of what the Bigger Message the universe might be trying to share with you... Whatever... It's late... I'm tired...
Keep the Faith... Better Days & Higher Love are comin' soon...
daniel "whelland" dowd
The Weekly Horoscope for Cancer
Your chart is totally ready to shift gears & create a brand new life adventure for you... This is likely to reach nearly every area of your life... From the career to your relationships... With all the planets located at the top (midheaven) of the chart, the end results should be rather good!!... But that doesn't mean the "getting there" part will be totally easy as there are sure to be "life lessons" and personal growth that go along with this. Watch for omens!!
This can be a very strange week for you guys because your ruler (Moon) is so close to the Earth that is can totally mess with your mind & emotions... That's why you need to find a way to remain cool, calm & collected at all times. This energy will mix things up & get things moving in rather unexpected ways but the end destination will be to improve your personal status & overall happiness/satisfaction in your life. It's trying to help your dreams to come true.
...Show some Love...
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Sun Sextile Jupiter: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness has much opportunity for growth, exchange, and harmony in relation with their enthusiastic, faithful, wise, expansive, spontaneous nature.
Uranus Trine Midheaven: Current moment now's individuality, desires for change, and tendency to go against social norms is always in harmony with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing.
Venus Square Mars: Current moment now's creativity, tendencies for affection and calmness, and relationship needs is irreconcilably in conflict with their will, energy, activity, and aggressive, assertive tendencies. Adaptation is required by both sides.
Moon Square Mars: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is in conflict with their will, energy, activity, and aggressive, assertive tendencies. Adaptation is required by both sides.
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