Weekly Horoscope for Cancer
(JUNE 21 - JULY 22)
Song of the Week
The mystery man came overAnd he said I'm outta sight!
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach Nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of
His pressing affairs and devote
His attention to me
But I said... Look here brother
who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"
The mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I thought it was a razor...
...And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said You might not believe this, little fella
But it'll cure your asthma too
And I said Look here brother
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
Look here brother, don't waste your time on me
I've got troubles of my own, I said
And you can't help me out
So, take your meditations & your preparations
And ram it up your snout!
But I got the crystal ball... he said
...And held it to the light
So I snatched it, all away from him
And I showed him how to do it right...
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I looked like I was deep
I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
I told him he was going to sleep
I robbed his rings & pocketwatch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future, then
As long as he was hanging around
I said The price of meat has just gone up
And your Old Lady has just Gone Down!
And I said Look here brother-who you
Jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
So, don't waste your time on me
Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me
((( Frank Zappa - Cosmic Debris )))
Horoscope Cast for Monday, April 11th, 2011
by daniel "whelland" dowd
Weekly Horoscope for Cancer Summary
Turn on the telly or the radio & all you'll hear now-days are stories about this or that designed to scare the livin' ba-jesus out of you... Disasters... Wars... Struggles... Whatever... It's all about fear, because fear sells. In a way... It's like they said in the old Star Wars Movie...
"Fear is the path to the Dark Side... Fear leads to anger... Anger leads to hate... Hate leads to suffering"... Suffering leads to radical decisions & actions... That is exactly what you need to avoid with a chart like we currently have!!... Especially now with a retro Mercury flying around up there in the Big Skies... hehee... The idea is to eliminate any suffering, hate, or negative influences... To rise above the madness without jeopardizing your personal honor & integrity along the way. Simple huh?
Here's an example... I keep telling you that this is one of the most prosperous astrological times we may ever encounter... All you hear is Budget woes & "government shut-downs"... Think about it, if you would have bought silver a month ago like I suggested, your wealth would be approx 30 PERCENT HIGHER in only 4-5 weeks!... It's still rising too... (it's at $40 an oz now & could go as high as $300)... But some will refuse to step out of the normal & cling to the 401K's regardless if they rise or fall... They cry out to the Spirit for help, but then refuse to listen to it's reply!
The point I am trying to make here is that the universe isn't going to force you to adapt... If you want to believe the fairy-tale stories the media & establishments are selling you, be my guest... But if you want to shine on your own, then you have to be willing to rise up to a higher level & get beyond the political/social restrictions. Make no mistake about it though, things are not going to go back to the way things were before... If you're holding out for the old ways to return, you've got a hell of a long wait. hehehe...
With all but 2 of the planets in Pisces & Aries, it reminds me of the old Frank Zappa song Cosmik Debris... They keep spinning all these stories, but surely the truth is totally different. It's like they're trying like hell to sell anger & despair... Don't buy into it!!... This is a chart that's filled with optimism & abundance... Find a way to rise up to a higher level & soar over all this media madness.
That's all I got right now... Tune in during the week in our daily-scopes for the rest of the story... Thanks for making us one of the most popular sites on the internet... (((CHEER)))... and it certainly would help if you could become a site member... Whatever... thanks for stopping by...
Keep the Faith... Better Days & Higher Love are comin' soon...
daniel "whelland" dowd
The Weekly Horoscope for Cancer
Geeshka, it's madness out there all around you this week... Everybody is in a hurry, but nobody seems to have a clue what they are doing & where they are going. The last thing you want to do is follow the crowd... You must find a way to refuse to "choose sides"... The idea is to rise beyond the conflicts so you can soar and shine brightly as possible... Then you'll find others more than willing to listen & follow you. Your time of being hidden in the background is over... Get used to it!!
It's all about the details, but at the same time not allowing them to bog you down... Your chart allows you to see the "Big Picture" from an elevated perspective that helps you to see the right path/actions to take. Be smart & make no assumptions... Check out the "facts" others give you for yourself... A little extra work now can spare you all kinds of aggravations later on. The weekend is intended for any social activities... Go out & be with others... Time for Fun!!!
...Show some Love...
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Attain the ultimate emptinessHold on to the truest tranquility
The myriad things are all active
I therefore watch their return
Everything flourishes; each returns to its root
Returning to the root is called tranquility
Tranquility is called returning to one's nature
Returning to one's nature is called constancy
Knowing constancy is called clarity
Not knowing constancy, one recklessly causes trouble
Knowing constancy is acceptance
Acceptance is impartiality
Impartiality is sovereign
Sovereign is Heaven
Heaven is Tao
Tao is eternal
The self is no more, without danger
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Moon Square Pluto: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is in conflict with their destiny, and capacity to transform the self and the outer world. Adaptation is required by both sides.
Venus Square Mars: Current moment now's creativity, tendencies for affection and calmness, and relationship needs is irreconcilably in conflict with their will, energy, activity, and aggressive, assertive tendencies. Adaptation is required by both sides.
Venus Sextile Midheaven: Current moment now's creativity, tendencies for affection and calmness, and relationship needs has much opportunity for growth, exchange, and harmony in relation with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing.
Sun Sextile Jupiter: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness has opportunity for growth, exchange, and harmony in relation with their enthusiastic, faithful, wise, expansive, spontaneous nature.
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