Weekly Horoscope for Cancer

(JUNE 21 - JULY 22)



Song of the Week

Lord have mercy... I can't get ahead, no way I try
Everything is out of pocket
Somebody do somethin'
The present situation is abstract, listen

Listen... I'm workin' 40 hours, six long days
And I'm highly embarrassed every time I get my pay
And they're workin' everybody
Lord, they're workin' poor folks to death
And when you pay your rent and your car note
You ain't got a damn thing left

Ain't that a Bitch - yes it is
Somebody doin' somethin' slick
It's got me wonderin', which is which
Might as well go uptown and dig a ditch
Ain't that a Bitch... Ain't that a Bitch

But let me tell you about my qualifications
I program computers
I know accounting and psychology
I took a coarse in business
And I can speak a little Japanese - "Fuk Sung"...
Got to work two years to get one week off with pay
And when I'm on my job, I better watch every word I say

Ain't that a Bitch
Somebody doin' somethin' slick... downtown
It's got me wonderin', which is which
Might as well go uptown and dig a ditch
Ain't that a Bitch - it's way too cold - Ain't that a Bitch
Make me wanna holler

Ah Lord, Lord, Lord, have mercy to see
Won't somebody please help me to see now, Lord
I wanna play the guitar, come here guitar
Aw, somebody doin' somethin' slick

Now listen at this
Stopped at the supermarket to get myself somethin' to eat
And when I looked at the prices, it knocked me off of my feet
I was in the baloney section, and I had to take myself a close look
Now Abdul Jabar couldn't have made these prices with a sky hook

Ain't that a bitch - he he, yes it is
Somebody doin' somethin' slick -
It's got me wonderin', which is which
Might as well go uptown and dig a ditch
Ain't that a bitch - hm - so ain't that a bitch

Oh, Ain't that a Bitch
Sure is somethin' slick goin' on, sure is somethin' slick
Sure is somethin' slick goin' on, sure is somethin' slick


((( Johnny Guitar Watson - Aint That a Bitch )))



Horoscope Cast for Monday, April 9th, 2012

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Weekly Horoscope for Cancer Summary

We have a Grand Cross astrological placement in effect this week... Take a look at this current chart and you can see that Neptune, The North Node, Mars and Venus are all at odds with each other... All four planets each being approx 90 degrees apart from each other... Each planet wants to take our lives in a different direction... Neptune wants to follow a creative & intuitive path... The Node wants Fate & Destiny to make the decision... Mars wants to go chasing after it's wants and desires and Venus wants rock solid financial stability.

Most of those energy patterns go very well together... The trouble is that Venus wants and needs financial security, status and luxury... But a retro Mars doesn't really know what it's looking for, so it chases one desire after the other in hopes it just stumbles across something good. This placement can cause tensions and problems to appear, but for the most part it's there to bring you to a more stable financial future. The North Node ensures you find the right path that leads to your ultimate fate & destiny and the Neptune connection will ensure that somehow some-way that all the "illusions" will be taken away and you'll be forced to see things as they really are.

Grand Crosses can be challenging at times, however the end result is definitely worth it if you pay close attention to what is going on... The problem right now is that all the other planets are on the "outside looking in" and they're going to do what they can to try to "scare" you from moving forward... They all want you to believe that everything is going to remain the same... That you just need to be a good sheeple and follow the rest of the herd... hehe... The Grand Cross is telling you that what has "value" right now may be totally different over the next year or so... That maybe the stock market is not as strong as some might want you to believe... Or that our economy can handle all the dept it has taken on over the past 12 years or so.

The world is going to do what the world will do... But each of us has our own horoscopes... And because of that, we are all different, but at the same time we are all the same... This current chart is telling us to find what has real, true lasting value in both the people in our lives as well as the material elements of it too... To surround ourselves with positive influences and not to waste our energy chasing momentary desires or pleasures (retro Mars)... The Big Spirit is much more powerful than anything of "earthly origin"... A Grand Cross is like the Big Spirit opening it's umbrella to those of us that seek it's protection us from the madness that is currently taking place out there and to make sure we end up on the right path that leads to our fate, destiny and overall happiness and personal satisfaction.

That's it for right now... Happy Easter... Thanks for stopping by and I hope you keep on spreading the word about us here at WeeklyHoroscope.com

Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd


The Weekly Horoscope for Cancer

Oooo-Doggie... (as Jed Clampett used to say)... hehehe... Yeah, this week's chart can touch off a fire storm of inner feelings that can seem to come out of no-where... I suppose a lot of hit has to do with being held back in the past and now you're not about to take any goofiness from anyone else. As crude as it might sound to some, this energy sends out the vibe that says... "If I wanted any of your shit I'd squeeze your head"... hehehe... It can sound rough to some of you, but it's more that your self-confidence has risen back to where it needs to be. A new you emerges.

At the week goes on... That same energy can make you somewhat weary of the usual promises and claims others can make... This is when the "prove it" vibe kicks in and you're willing speak up and tell others that you fully expect them to follow through and that you'll hold them accountable... It's that kind of clarity that brings a whole new dymanic into the mix... Where others may have taken you for granted in the past they now realize you are a force that must be reckoned with. This is the transits that really do the work to re-shape your future in a more positive & prosperous light.



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Today's Astrology Quote of the Day:
Men should take their knowledge from the Sun, the Moon and the Stars...
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson



Daily Tao

When governing is lackluster
The people are simple and honest
When governing is scrutinizing
The people are shrewd and crafty

Misfortune is what fortune depends upon
Fortune is where misfortune hides beneath
Who knows their ultimate end?
They have no determined outcome
Rightness reverts to become strange
Goodness reverts to become wicked
The confusion of people
has lasted many long days

Therefore the sages are:
Righteous without being scathing
Incorruptible without being piercing
Straightforward without being ruthless
Illuminated without being flashy





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TODAY's ASPECTS

Sun Square Midheaven: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is irreconcilably in conflict with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Adaptation is required by both sides.



Sun Opposite Ascendant: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness opposes and creates tension with their personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world. Balance is needed.


Ascendant Square Midheaven: Current moment now's personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world is in conflict with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Adaptation is required by both sides.


Sun Sextile Mars: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness has much opportunity for growth, exchange, and harmony in relation with their will, energy, activity, and aggressive, assertive tendencies.


Moon Sextile Ascendant: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies has opportunity for growth, exchange, and harmony in relation with their personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world.

This Months Aspects


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