Weekly Horoscope for Cancer

(JUNE 21 - JULY 22)



Song of the Week

Ooh, ooh, ooh... Lord have mercy
I can't get ahead no way I try
Everything is outta pocket... Somebody do something
The Brother's situation is abstract... Listen, Mmm...

Listen...
I'm working forty hours... Six long days
And I'm highly embarrassed every time I get my pay
And they working everybody... Lord, they working poor folks to death
And when you pay your rent and your car note
You ain't got a damn thing left

Ain't that a Bitch... (Ha, Yes, it is)
Somebody doing something slick... (Yeah, they are)
It's got me Wonderin'... Which is which...
Might as well go uptown and Dig a Ditch...
Ain't that a Bitch... Ha, yes, it is... Ain't that a Bitch

Let me tell you about my Qualifications
I Program Computers
I know Accounting and Psychology
I took a course in Business
And I can speak a little Japanese... (Fuk songg)_
Got to work 2 years, to get one week off with pay...
And when I'm on my job, I better watch every word I say

Ain't that a bitch...
Somebody doing something slick... Downtown
It's got me wondering... Which is which
Might as well go uptown and dig a ditch
Ain't that a bitch... It's way too cold...
Ain't that a bitch... Make me want to holler....
Ooh, ooh, ooh, Lord have mercy to see
Won't somebody please help me to see land, Lord...
I wanna play my guitar... Come here guitar...

Stopped at the Supermarket to get myself something to eat
And when I look at the prices... They knock me off of my feet
I was in the Bologna section... And I had to take myself a close look
Now Abdul-Jabbar couldn't have made these prices With a Sky-Hook
Ain't that a bitch, ha, yes, it is
Somebody doing something slick, yeah, they are
It's got me Wondering which is which
Might as well go uptown and dig a ditch
Ain't that a bitch, ha... yes, it is
Sure is something slick goin' on...

((( Johnny 'Guitar' Watson - Ain’t That a Bitch - )))



Horoscope Cast for Monday, April 28th, 2025

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Weekly Horoscope for Cancer Summary

This week I Start my Life Anew..!!

Has an energy where we'll be able to 'sense' the shifting and more practical vibes... While there may not be a 'golden wand' that instantly makes everything 'peachy', but we will begin to feel the shifts taking place with the Taurus Sunshine... The vibe starts out slowly at first (as it is right now) but will (slowly at first) gain speed and intensity... It's like the leaves showin' up on the trees after a long winter... This chart has a way of breathing more life into us and the events we enounter.

There still is that underlying vibe of the Node, Saturn, and still kinda doggin' it in the sign of Pisces... (Neptune and Mercury have already crossed over into Aries)... It can be like having our first cuppa-coffee in the morning... hehe... *YAWN*... Where getting started is the hardest part, but once we do, with a chart like this we can accomplish amazing things... The key is to be both determined as well as adaptable... Being willing to try new solutions... Where we may try and fail 100 different times but we only have to succeed once... hehe...

So this week the vibe does start out rather practical... Places to go, people to see and things to do... But that will change 'round mid-week when the vibe becomes very social and can be a whole lot of fun too... The big thing will be to make it very clear when we are goofin' or playin' as others (depending upon their charts) may take things the 'wrong way'... So a big part of this week's energy has to do with being more aware of the conditions that others may be goin' though.

So we'll be seein' the vibe become much lighter and brighter this week... It's like the new leafs appearing on the trees and plants... (and having to mow the lawn)... hehe... The biggest factor will be that many of the tensions we've had to endure with all those planets jammed together continues to decrease and it also will have a way of sparking new opportunities too with a lot more personal interactions and partnerships/relationships formed too... Not goin' to get into that right now, because I've learned over the years that bad things tend to happen to me when I get too far ahead in the charts.

So we have a brand new week... Let's make the most of it!!

That's it for now...
Thanks for stoppin' by..!!
I'll talk to you guys later...

Keep the Faith...
Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd

The Weekly Horoscope for Cancer

The Weekly Horoscope for Cancer has that kind of vibe that requires you to 'keep the faith' and to remain focused on your hopes, dreams and wishes... There may be chaos and confusion goin' on around you, but when you keep your focus firmly fixed, you are sure to succeed... (not always easy though)... With this chart, the events taking place may not always make sense, but there will be very definite reasons for EVERYTHING that is said and done as it has that 'one thing leads to another' kind of chain of events... There's also much more to the story too that you won't understand right now, but in the weeks/months ahead you'll see why everything needed to happen as it will!!



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Today's Astrology Quote of the Day:
I will look on the stars and look on thee, and read the page of thy destiny...
~ Letitia Elizabeth Landon



Daily Tao

Those who hold an abundance of virtue
Are similar to newborn infants
Poisonous insects do not sting them
Wild beasts do not claw them
Birds of prey do not attack them
Their bones are weak, tendons are soft
But their grasp is firm
They do not know of sexual union but can manifest arousal
Due to the optimum of essence
They can cry the whole day and yet not be hoarse
Due to the optimum of harmony
Knowing harmony is said to be constancy
Knowing constancy is said to be clarity

Excessive vitality is said to be inauspicious
Mind overusing energy is said to be aggressive
Things become strong and then grow old
This is called contrary to the Tao
That which is contrary to the Tao will soon perish




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