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Weekly Horoscope for Cancer
(JUNE 21 - JULY 22)
Song of the Week
Hand me down my walkin' cane, hand me down my hatHurry now and don't be late 'cause we ain't got time to chat
You and me, we're goin' out to catch the latest sounds
Guaranteed to blow your mind so high, you won't come down
Hey, you all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
Oh Lord, this dude is outta sight
Everything he does seems to come out right
Once I went to hear them play at a club outside of town
I was so surprised, I was hypnotized by the sound this cats put down
When I saw this short fat guy stretch a band between his toes
Hey, I laughed so hard 'cause the man got down
When he finally reached his goal
Hey, you all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
Got that rubber band up on his toes
And then he wriggled it up all around his nose
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Playin' all that music yet keepin' time
Where in the world did he learn that, oh Lord
Oh, help him get away
Hey, y'all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
Rubberband Man, Rubberband Man
How much of this stuff do he think we can stand?
So much rhythm, grace and debonair for one man, Lord
And then he had the nerve to wiggle his left toe
To his knee got the feelin' in his head, y'all, ah, come on, baby
Hey, you all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
Rubberband Man starts to jam
Movin' up and down across the land
Got people all in his ways
Everything about him seems outta place
Just move it, just move it, just move, move, move it, just
Rubberband, Rubberband Man
Just move it, just move it, just move, move, move it, just
Rubberband, Rubberband Man
Get down, oh, get down, lover
((( The Spinners - Rubberband Man )))
Horoscope Cast for Monday, January 26th, 2026
by daniel "whelland" dowd
Weekly Horoscope for Cancer Summary
This week I Start my Life Anew..!!
Snow Storm Special Edition
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We have a lot of focus on the economic areas of life right now... That has to do with the retrograde Uranus (the current BOSS of the zodiac) and it's need to back up and make needed changes... With the focus being directed at what has REAL worth and value... It reminds us that having "numbers on the screen" in bank accounts are useless if the electric goes out or internet access is 'down'.
Uranus has a energy that is there to help us to see "Three Steps Ahead"... It's not really 'psychic ability' but more about having 'common sense'... It's also when 'easy' or 'cheaper' is not always better in the long run... It is the Long Run is what Uranus is focused on... It wants to return to practical and pragmatic reasoning.
As much as people say they want change, we also tend to 'freak' when it appears... hehe... It's when different sides want what is best for THEM... But the Uranus as Zodiac Ruler has it's focus on what is BEST for EVERYBODY... That means cooperation is needed... It's not a sports-game... It's about elevating humanity in realist and practical ways... The old Pisces "Pie-In-The-Sky" utopian ideas were intended to be the goals that we could work together and accomplish in this new astrological age.
I know this probably sounds like "Blah Blah Blah" but it is super important... I'm getting a lot of emails from Moon-Doggies that are sayin' they bought Silver when it was less than $20 and when Bitcoin was $20... They listened... We have that same kind of vibe right now, but the vibe shifts to more practical applications... It asks the question of what has real and true lasting value.
Anyway... the Chaos and Confusion will pass, but right now retrograde Uranus and Jupiter are trying to drive the message home is that this is a brand new ball game and the rules are all changing.
That's it for now...
Thanks for stoppin' by..!!
I'll talk to you guys later...
Keep the Faith...
Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...
daniel "whelland" dowd
The Weekly Horoscope for Cancer
The Weekly Horoscope for Cancer has a vibe that requires a slow and steady approach... It's where the success and rewards have already happened, and not it's just a matter of time for them to catch up to you... So in the meantime, this is a great time to keep a low-profile so you can get things done without the usual interruptions... You can use your powerful emotions to accomplish those tough tasks that need to be done... Patterns like this can also be fantastic for relationships and romance... It helps you to get right to the 'heart of the matter' if you know the language I'm speakin' hehe...!!
...Show some Love...
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Daily Tao
Those who hold an abundance of virtueAre similar to newborn infants
Poisonous insects do not sting them
Wild beasts do not claw them
Birds of prey do not attack them
Their bones are weak, tendons are soft
But their grasp is firm
They do not know of sexual union but can manifest arousal
Due to the optimum of essence
They can cry the whole day and yet not be hoarse
Due to the optimum of harmony
Knowing harmony is said to be constancy
Knowing constancy is said to be clarity
Excessive vitality is said to be inauspicious
Mind overusing energy is said to be aggressive
Things become strong and then grow old
This is called contrary to the Tao
That which is contrary to the Tao will soon perish
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Venus Opposite Ascendant: Current moment now's creativity, tendencies for affection and calmness, and relationship needs always opposes and creates tension with their personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world. Balance is needed.
Sun Conjunct Mercury: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is connected and fused together with their thoughts, intellect, and communicative activity. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.
Mars Conjunct Pluto: Current moment now's will, energy, activity, and aggressive, assertive tendencies is always connected and fused together with their destiny, and capacity to transform the self and the outer world. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.
Mercury Conjunct Venus: Current moment now's thoughts, intellect, and communicative activity is always connected and fused together with their creativity, tendencies for affection and calmness, and relationship needs. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.
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