Weekly Horoscope for Cancer

(JUNE 21 - JULY 22)



Song of the Week

Well Pally, it looks like our girls have dumped us...
...Looks like they dumped us Dean
Is there anything you'd like to say to 'em Pally
There sure is Dino

Baby, blow me... A kiss as you're leaving
Blow me Woh, a kiss right now
Cause if you're gonna leave me, honey,
I will surely miss the way you blow me
Blow me a kiss... Whoa-oh-oh

Come on and blow me,
Whoa...A kiss like you mean it... Blow me A kiss goodbye
I really can't remember anything as hard as this
So blow me... Blow me a kiss...

Some things in life are hard to swallow
I guess she couldn't take it all
But if she comes back tomorrow
I'll be shooting my wad
On flowers and a ring

Honey, blow me a kiss, as you're leaving, baby
Blow me Whoa... A kiss as you go
And always think about me
As you're going down... on your list
Baby, blow me.... Blow me a kiss...

I'll miss her arms and her elbows
Whoa-oh, they're some nice ones
I'll miss her legs so tall
She's got some long legs, Dean...
I'll miss her neck and her shoulders
But I'll miss her head most of all
Watch out baby

Baby, blow me
Whoa, a kiss as you're leaving, baby
Blow me Whoa... A kiss as you go
Oh oh, look out

And if you wanna come home, honey, that's okay
Just grab a hold of this... And, baby, blow me
Baby, won't you blow me... Blow me a kiss
Whoa-oh Ho ho-ho...

((( A spoof on Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis - Blow me a Kiss )))





Horoscope Cast for Monday, June 22nd, 2020

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Weekly Horoscope for Cancer Summary

Happy Fathers Day..!!
Sorry guys, I am takin' the day off...
(after 25 years, I think I deserve it)... hehe...
Actually, I was up all night with a sick dog... It's horrible to have a sick kid, but sick kids can at least tell ya what/where the problem is... But a dog (your best pal)... A dog just looks up at ya with the big eyes and hopes you can 'figger it out' and make it better...

My dog is a pit-bull mix... He has the most ferocious bark you could ever hear... But this is a dog that can catch rabbits, squirrels and birds... But he never hurts them... He'll sniff 'em and then let 'em go... (kinda strange)... His arch enemy is the mail-man... He waits patiently each day for the mail-man to arrive and bark like a savage beast... One day, he slips through the fence and gets out... All of a sudden, he comes struttin' down the street, happy as a clam with his new best friend (the mail-man)... Once he's back inside the house, he barks at the mail-man once again... Some of you older guys will remember the Ralph and Sam cartoons... The dog and coyote punching into the time-clock in the morning...

A big Cigar... A big glass (or two) of Pinot Grigio... A yard full of kids and gran-chillun's... Laughter and Stories... Music playin'... Slow cookin' meat on the BarBie-Q... But most important, is when every cell of your body wants to look up to the Big Sky... Clench your fists with all the passion and intensity you can feel within you... To celebrate victory and to humbly say... Thank You!!

The Song of the Week is a bit 'racy'... I needed something crazy this week... If you read the daily 'scope I think you'll understand.

Yes, I am just basically wasting time this morning...

It feels really good not to be limited to keepin' the conversation to just the stars and planets... To just be 'daniel' for a change... hehe...

That's it for now... I'll talk to you guys in the Daily 'Scopes...

Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd

The Weekly Horoscope for Cancer

The weekly horoscope for Cancer has everything goin' for it right now... The hardest part may be realizing that fact... Gotta be careful not to try to make too many things happen too soon... It's all about timing and letting things develop naturally.



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Today's Astrology Quote of the Day:
Millionaires don't use Astrology, billionaires do...~ J.P. Morgan


Daily Tao

True words are not beautiful
Beautiful words are not true
Those who are good do not debate
Those who debate are not good
Those who know are not broad of knowledge
Those who are broad of knowledge do not know

Sages do not accumulate
The more they assist others, the more they possess
The more they give to others, the more they gain

The Tao of heaven
Benefits and does not harm
The Tao of sages
Assists and does not contend





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TODAY's ASPECTS

Moon Trine Jupiter: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is always in harmony with their enthusiastic, faithful, wise, expansive, spontaneous nature.



Moon Square Mercury: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is in conflict with their thoughts, intellect, and communicative activity. Adaptation is required by both sides.


Jupiter Square Midheaven: Current moment now's enthusiastic, faithful, wise, expansive, spontaneous nature is irreconcilably in conflict with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Adaptation is required by both sides.


Saturn Conjunct Neptune: Current moment now's part of mind that is disciplined, respectful, and solitary is always connected and fused together with their intuitive, spiritual, compassionate, psychic nature. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.


Venus Conjunct Uranus: Current moment now's creativity, tendencies for affection and calmness, and relationship needs is always connected and fused together with their individuality, desires for change, and tendency to go against social norms. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.

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