Weekly Horoscope for Capricorn ♑


(December 22 - January 19)
Horoscope Cast for: Monday, April 22nd, 2024

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Song of the Week

A brand new human being, razor sharp, all firm and tan
All clean, all pure with a thirty-second attention span
As the clock strikes twelve, and we're ready for party games
You play blind man's bluff, and I'll play out charades

(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I
(Heaven knows) Why you take an eye for an eye
(Heaven knows) What comes over me
You were pumping iron while I was pumping irony

Now, I find myself fully occupied and half alive
With your head, heart, arms and legs wrapped around my 'family pride'
See the whites of their eyes, then shoot...
...With all the romance of the Tonton Macoute

(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I
(Heaven knows) Why you take an eye for an eye
(Heaven knows) What comes over me
You were pumping iron while I was pumping irony

Nothing will show as we're shedding our clothes
But then, I suppose anything goes... Anything goes
But then, I suppose that anything, Anything goes
(Heaven knows)... (Heaven knows)...(Heaven knows)...
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah (Heaven knows)
(Heaven knows) OoooH... (Heaven knows)
Oooh, yeah (Heaven knows)

(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I
(Heaven knows) What comes over me
(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I
Tell me, please, please, please
(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I
(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I
(Heaven knows) What kind of fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me
(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I
(Heaven knows) What comes over me
(Heaven knows) What kind of fool am I
Tell me, Ooooohh...

((( Robert Plant - Heaven Knows )))




Today's Horoscope Summary...


Today I Start my Life Anew..!!

Some charts are kinda hard to write about... Sorta-kinda when the stereo is on 'repeat' and the same song keeps playin' over and over... Arrggg... hehe... And I and not one that is gonna 'jazz it up' to make the 'Scopes sound more 'sensational'... Why would I?... The 'Scopes are really just notes I am makin' for myself... hehe...

So let's take a look at what's goin' on in the chart...
Besides the fact that all the planets/lights are all jammed together and focused on the Taurus practical side of things... This energy is there to help us to do the things that will lead us to future abundance... Mercury retrograde in this chart is there to bring about opportunities that we should have taken advantage of in the past... Or... If it was not possible then, it may be possible and favored right now.

Saturn, Mars and Neptune in Pisces is there to bring the return of hopes, dreams and wishes while the remaining planets Mercury, Chiron, Venus, Sun, Uranus and Jupiter (focused on the cusp of Taurus) are focused on ensuring our long term wants and needs as well as our personal relationships and interactions with others.

Mercury returns to forward (direct) motion on Friday... ((( CHEER )))... And that will serve as a catalyst to bring back elements and opportunities from the past that we may not have been able to take advantage of... It has a very humble and practical quality to it... And it tends to be focused on the quality of the things we do and say... So go the extra mile in the things you do... Just because you can and most importantly because YOU choose to do so.

This week's chart will be like 'shifting-gears' in a car... So what may seem like events are/were racing, now the energy shifts and becomes a lot more practical, with a lot less stress on the engines (mind, heart and soul)... Just keep in mind that not everybody knows and understands this energy... (actually very few do)... So we need to be extra patient and understanding... Ya can't throw Quantum Physics at a 5 year old and expect them to instantly 'get-it'... It's sorta-kinda like that in the charts... Having ALL the planets jammed together only happens every few THOUSAND YEARS or so... (I don't have the exact number off the top of my head at the moment)... This is definitely a very unique and special time and that's all I'm gonna say about that at this moment in time.

That's it for now...
Thanks for stoppin' by..!!
I'll talk to you guys later...

Keep the Faith...
Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd


The Weekly Horoscope for Capricorn...




The Weekly Horoscope for Capricorn has an energy that is all about takin' your 'sweet ass time' and to refuse to be rushed, hurried or pressured into makin' choices or decisions before you are ready to do so... There will be some kind of 'interference' goin' on behind the scenes too and more as new opportunities begin to open up for you... Most of all, it's when you'll think you have it all 'figgered out' that everything will begin to change... (for the better)... Just understand that it will be YOUR CHOICES that will determine the outcomes so 'choose wisely'!!


...Show some Love...


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Your Daily Tao

Great perfection seems flawed
Its function is without failure
Great fullness seems empty
Its function is without exhaustion
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Great skill seems unrefined
Great eloquence seems inarticulate
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Stillness overcomes heat
Clear quietness is the standard of the world