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Weekly Horoscope for Capricorn
DECEMBER 21 - JANUARY 20
Song of the Week
Ooh, ooh, ooh... Lord have mercyI can't get ahead no way I try
Everything is outta pocket... Somebody do something
The Brother's situation is abstract... Listen, Mmm...
Listen...
I'm working forty hours... Six long days
And I'm highly embarrassed every time I get my pay
And they working everybody... Lord, they working poor folks to death
And when you pay your rent and your car note
You ain't got a damn thing left
Ain't that a Bitch... (Ha, Yes, it is)
Somebody doing something slick... (Yeah, they are)
It's got me Wonderin'... Which is which...
Might as well go uptown and Dig a Ditch...
Ain't that a Bitch... Ha, yes, it is... Ain't that a Bitch
Let me tell you about my Qualifications
I Program Computers
I know Accounting and Psychology
I took a course in Business
And I can speak a little Japanese... (Fuk songg)_
Got to work 2 years, to get one week off with pay...
And when I'm on my job, I better watch every word I say
Ain't that a bitch...
Somebody doing something slick... Downtown
It's got me wondering... Which is which
Might as well go uptown and dig a ditch
Ain't that a bitch... It's way too cold...
Ain't that a bitch... Make me want to holler....
Ooh, ooh, ooh, Lord have mercy to see
Won't somebody please help me to see land, Lord...
I wanna play my guitar... Come here guitar...
Stopped at the Supermarket to get myself something to eat
And when I look at the prices... They knock me off of my feet
I was in the Bologna section... And I had to take myself a close look
Now Abdul-Jabbar couldn't have made these prices With a Sky-Hook
Ain't that a bitch, ha, yes, it is
Somebody doing something slick, yeah, they are
It's got me Wondering which is which
Might as well go uptown and dig a ditch
Ain't that a bitch, ha... yes, it is
Sure is something slick goin' on...
((( Johnny 'Guitar' Watson - Ain’t That a Bitch - )))
Horoscope Cast for Monday, April 28th, 2025
by daniel "whelland" dowd
Weekly Horoscope for Capricorn Summary
This week I Start my Life Anew..!!
Has an energy where we'll be able to 'sense' the shifting and more practical vibes... While there may not be a 'golden wand' that instantly makes everything 'peachy', but we will begin to feel the shifts taking place with the Taurus Sunshine... The vibe starts out slowly at first (as it is right now) but will (slowly at first) gain speed and intensity... It's like the leaves showin' up on the trees after a long winter... This chart has a way of breathing more life into us and the events we enounter.
There still is that underlying vibe of the Node, Saturn, and still kinda doggin' it in the sign of Pisces... (Neptune and Mercury have already crossed over into Aries)... It can be like having our first cuppa-coffee in the morning... hehe... *YAWN*... Where getting started is the hardest part, but once we do, with a chart like this we can accomplish amazing things... The key is to be both determined as well as adaptable... Being willing to try new solutions... Where we may try and fail 100 different times but we only have to succeed once... hehe...
So this week the vibe does start out rather practical... Places to go, people to see and things to do... But that will change 'round mid-week when the vibe becomes very social and can be a whole lot of fun too... The big thing will be to make it very clear when we are goofin' or playin' as others (depending upon their charts) may take things the 'wrong way'... So a big part of this week's energy has to do with being more aware of the conditions that others may be goin' though.
So we'll be seein' the vibe become much lighter and brighter this week... It's like the new leafs appearing on the trees and plants... (and having to mow the lawn)... hehe... The biggest factor will be that many of the tensions we've had to endure with all those planets jammed together continues to decrease and it also will have a way of sparking new opportunities too with a lot more personal interactions and partnerships/relationships formed too... Not goin' to get into that right now, because I've learned over the years that bad things tend to happen to me when I get too far ahead in the charts.
So we have a brand new week... Let's make the most of it!!
That's it for now...
Thanks for stoppin' by..!!
I'll talk to you guys later...
Keep the Faith...
Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...
daniel "whelland" dowd
The Weekly Horoscope for Capricorn has a way of bringing back elements from the past... Both good and bad... So you can come to terms with certain negative events as well as to look forward with anticipation for the future too... It's slowly bringing about a re-vitalization for the mind, heart and spirit... It can be deeply emotional too, but that is more so others understand just how deeply you feel and care... The hard part is that there'll be some that see you are being elevated and fear they'll be left behind and may try to circumvent your success... (it happens)... So it's best to maintain a humble and 'inclusive' attitude... You are expected to be the leader that others can trust and rely upon to do the right things!!
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The world has a beginningWe regard it as the mother of the world
Having its mother
We can know her children
Knowing her children
Still holding on to the mother
Live without danger all through life
Close the mouth
Shut the doors
Live without toil all through life
Open the mouth
Meddle in the affairs
Live without salvation all through life
Seeing details is called clarity
Holding on to the soft is called strength
Utilize the light
Return to the clarity
Leaving no disasters for the self
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