Weekly Horoscope for Gemini ♊


(May 21 - June 20)
Horoscope Cast for: Monday, March 2nd, 2020

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Song of the Week

I think I'm sophisticated
'Cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien
But all around me everybody's multiplying
Till they're walking round like flies man
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages in the zoo man
'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees I am an Ape Man

I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized 'Cos I'm a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation and the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an Ape Man

I'm an Ape Man, I'm an ape Ape Man I'm an Ape Man
I'm a King Kong man I'm ape Ape Man I'm an Ape Man

'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an Ape Man

In man's evolution he has created the cities and
The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
And I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle

'Cos the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an Ape Man

I'm an Ape Man, I'm an ape Ape Man, I'm an Ape Man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man I'm an Ape Man

I look out my window, but I can't see the sky
'Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive and make like an Ape Man

Come and love me, be my Ape Man girl
And we will be so happy in my Ape Man world

I'm an Ape Man, I'm an ape Ape Man, I'm an Ape Man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man I'm an Ape Man
I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane
And we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an Ape Man


((( The Kinks - Apeman )))




Today's Horoscope Summary...


Today I Start my Life Anew...
What is really wild about this current chart is that it has a way of revealing to us the abilities we have within us that we often take for granted or may completely ignore... 'Modern Life' has a way of 'teaching us' that we have to be the masters of our own success or destiny... But there are times when we need to walk just on our own inner faith and trust.

A very big part about Mercury being retrograde is it's reminder of the need to live more in the moment... That is something each of us know so well, but we get caught up in the 'day-to-day' and lose perspective... Magic and miracles can only happen when we are 'living in the moment' because they appear and disappear so quickly.

If it helps, just understanding that this energy is there to help set the 'Wheels of Change' into motion... With so many planets in the 'Earth' sign of Capricorn... (Mars, Jupiter, Pluto & Saturn)... And Uranus in the Earth sign of Taurus, there is a strong factor based on practicality and more importantly in knowing "what works and what doesn't"... A big part of this chart deals with making us more efficient in the things that we do... (work smarter, not harder)...

Anyway...
Yeah, I still have the dreaded 'Man-Cold/Man-Flu'... (Stop whinin' like a baby daniel... Get on with the 'Scope and please pass the olives will ya?)... hehe... Personally, I think this part of the Mercury Retrograde energy, as it does a damn good job of 'slowing us down' and forcing us to get a lot of extra or needed rest... You guys may experience something like this too... Maybe not the cold or flu... But something that slows down your progress and encourages you to step back and regain your perspectives.

That's it for now... I'll talk to you guys in the Daily 'Scopes...

Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd


The Weekly Horoscope for Gemini...




The weekly horoscope for Gemini has an energy that is all about maintaining a 'cool, calm and collected' composure this week... It's about being able to rise above if/when someone is acting jerky or making 'snippy' comments... THe key is to see thing from a team-work perspective... This is when being a good listener can really serve you well... It may be best to keep your deepest thoughts and feelings to yourself right now.


...Show some Love...


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Your Daily Tao

Ruling a large country is like cooking a small fish
Using the Tao to manage the world
Its demons have no power
Not only do its demons have no power
Its gods do not harm people

Not only do its gods not harm people
The sages also do not harm people
They both do no harm to one another
So virtue merges and returns