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Weekly Horoscope for Gemini
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Song of the Week
The Mystery Man came over... An' he said: "I'm outa-site!"He said, for a nominal service charge, I could reach nervonna t'nite
If I was ready, willing 'n able to pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote His Attention to me
But I said... Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
Look here brother... Don't you waste your time on me
The Mystery Man got nervous An' he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his 'Mystery Robe'
An' he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor... An' a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of 'Afro-dytee' An' the dust of the 'Grand Wazoo'
He said: "You might not believe this, little fella,
but it'll cure your Asthma too!"
An' I said... Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now what kind of a gooo-roo are you anyway?)
Look here brother, Don't you waste your time on me
Don't waste yer time...
I've got troubles of my own, I said An' you can't help me out
So, take your meditations an' your preparations An' ram it up yer snout
"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOLL!," he said... An' held it to the light
So I snatched it... All away from him An'
I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head... So I'd look like I was Deep
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then... An' told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings... An' pocket watch... An' everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized... He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then...
As long as he was hanging around,
I said: "The price of meat has just gone up
An' yer ol' lady has just gone down..."
Look here brother, Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?)
Don't you know... You could make more money as a butcher
So don't you waste your time on me
(Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me...)
((( Frank Zappa - Cosmik Debris )))
Horoscope Cast for Monday, March 30th, 2026
by daniel "whelland" dowd
Weekly Horoscope for Gemini Summary
This week I Start my Life Anew..!!
I'll tell ya's... Writing the 'Scopes these days can be a challenge because with this arrangement of planets... As one planet moves forward, another slides in and takes it's place... That means the core energy patterns remain about the same with new 'twists' added to it.. The long-term themes remain the same... It's where the Big Sky is handling matters in the exact 'Step by Step' sequence that is needed to ensure we arrive at our intended destinations at the right times.
Let's get into this week's chart...
With this chart, it has a vibe where we have to take matters in a 'step-by-step' kind of way... With the Node, Mercury and Mars in Aries, it adds a much needed spark of creativity and those rare moments of ultra-genius... Gotta write those ideas down... Even if you send a text message to yourself... That has more to do with your 'mind' seeing those words that help to turn them into reality if you choose to set those ideas into motion...
And then we have Neptune, Saturn, Sun, Chiron and Venus all in the sign of Aries... And those planets have "Places to go, People to see, And Things to do"... They want things to happen and they want them to happen RIGHT NOW... hehe... (you know the drill)... So there can be a serious lack of patience if/when things are not happenin' fast enough for some.
With my wacky sense of humor... There was only one song of the week that I'd consider for this week's chart... The realistic humor of Frank Zappa... Where everybody seems to want the answers, but the answers are right there in front of them but they do not want to accept THOSE answers because that means having to see matters differently and that would/could risk putting certain relationships in jeopardy because now-days everybody is expected to, and HAS TO, see think and feel everything in the same way... (or something like that)...
Astrology cannot give us the answers... It doesn't make predictions, it only shows us the conditions we are dealing with... It does show us where to focus our attention on, and come up with our own answers and solutions... Astrology can give us the questions we need to ask... Questions like: WHY?... HOW COME?... WHAT IF I TRY___?... (blah blah blah)... You know the drill... This week rely upon YOUR OWN sound judgment and reasoning abilities... Ask the question, does what you are seeing make sense??
That's it for now...
Thanks for stoppin' by..!!
I'll talk to you guys later...
Keep the Faith...
Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...
daniel "whelland" dowd
The Weekly Horoscope for Gemini
The Weekly Horoscope for Gemini has an energy that gives more options than you are probably aware of... That gives you the luxury of taking your time to check out all the variables and options available to you... There can be an impulsive quality that will appear at times too... (just sayin')... So this is NOT the time to act on impulse... Behind the scenes all the needed pieces for status elevations are falling into place... It signals new partnerships and/or agreements being made... Just be sure to check out all details before reaching agreements!!
...Show some Love...
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Those who know do not talkThose who talk do not know
Close the mouth
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Blunt the sharpness
Unravel the knots
Dim the glare
Mix the dust
This is called Mystic Oneness
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Mercury Square Ascendant: Current moment now's thoughts, intellect, and communicative activity is irreconcilably in conflict with their personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world. Adaptation is required by both sides.
Neptune Opposite Midheaven: Current moment now's intuitive, spiritual, compassionate, psychic nature always opposes and creates tension with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Balance is needed.
Sun Conjunct Saturn: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is somewhat connected and fused together with their part of mind that is disciplined, respectful, and solitary. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.
Moon Sextile Jupiter: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies has much opportunity for growth, exchange, and harmony in relation with their enthusiastic, faithful, wise, expansive, spontaneous nature.
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