Weekly Horoscope for Gemini

(MAY 21 - JUNE 20)



Song of the Week

Ever since I was a kid in school
I messed around with all the rules
Apologized, then realized
I'm not different after all

Me and the boys thought we had it sussed
Valentino's all of us
My dad said we looked ridiculous
But, boy, we broke some hearts

In and out of jobs, running free
Waging war with society
Dumb, blank faces stared back at me
But nothing ever changed

Promises made in the heat of night
Creepin' home before it got too light
I wasted all that precious time
And blamed it on the wine

I was only joking, my dear
Looking for a way to hide my fear
What kind of fool was I?
I could never win

Never found a compromise
Collected lovers like butterflies
Illusions of that grand first prize
Are slowly wearin' thin

Susie, baby, you were good to me
Giving love unselfishly
But you took it all too seriously
I guess it had to end

I was only joking, my dear
Looking for a way to hide my fear
What kind of fool was I?
I could never win

Now you ask me if I'm sincere
That's the question that I always fear
Verse seven is never clear
But I'll tell you what you want to hear

I try to give you all you want
But giving love is not my strongest point
If that's the case, it's pointless going on
I'd rather be alone

'Cause what I'm doing must be wrong
Pouring my heart out in a song
Owning up for prosperity
For the whole damn world to see

Quietly now while I turn a page
Act one is over without costume change
The principal would like to leave the stage
The crowd don't understand

((( Rod Stewart - I Was Only Joking )))



Horoscope Cast for Monday, May 1st, 2023

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Weekly Horoscope for Gemini Summary

Today I Start my Life Anew..!!

This is when the horoscope energy starts to get really interesting for us in rather deeply personal levels... It helps us to see and understand things at different levels than we normally would... Let's put it in more 'human-bean' terms... It's sorta-kinda like lookin' back when we were young, wild, restless and runnin' free... But then life happens, and ya start to see things from a very different perspective...
Trackin' with me?

Work with me on this.
Mercury had been racin' towards Uranus, but then the Sun sent the message to back-up (retrograde) to avoid getting too far ahead of itself... I think you guys can tell in my younger days I was a bit wild... Or a lot wild... (no way daniel, you were the model teenager... hehe... In retrospect, we weren't 'bad kids' we just knew how to have a lot of fun... And I could surely have written the 'Song of the Week' at one point in my life... But I found a greater wisdom contained in the stars... And that's all I'm gonna say about that.

So Mercury has backed up all the way back to the Sun, and this is becomes a time of reflection and when wisdom has a way of creepin' in... It is when 'lessons are learned'... And while Mercury retrograde often gets a bad 'reputation' by some astrologers, it can also be one of the most fortunate times of our lives... (fact, deal with it)... Because it signals a new life phase is about to begin for us in very personal levels... It lets us start over without havin' to go back to the very beginning... To pick up where we left off but in new and better directions.

This week's chart therefore is directed at our personal relationships and how we interact with others... It has a way of helping us to cut through the levels of hyperbole and get to the real 'heart of the matter'... To see the truth as it really is and therefore brings the opportunities to make any changes that will need to be made.

So this week's chart energy is a good time to take a step backwards (like Mercury is doing) and choose better and more productive paths for ourselves.

That's it for now...
Thanks for stoppin' by..!!
I'll talk to you guys later...

Keep the Faith...
Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd

The Weekly Horoscope for Gemini

The Weekly Horoscope for Gemini has an energy that is very empowering... However it is also when you would be wise to limit yourself to doing only one thing at a time... Especially where you stop what you are doing and listen closely to what others are sayin'... It is easy to 'miss' those important 'bits' that could come back to 'dog' you later on... (just sayin')... When you have the 'winning hand' like you currently do, there is no reason to rush or hurry!!



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Today's Astrology Quote of the Day:
A physician without a knowledge of Astrology has no right to call himself a physician...
~ Hippocrates



Daily Tao

Those who are on tiptoes cannot stand
Those who straddle cannot walk
Those who flaunt themselves are not clear
Those who presume themselves are not distinguished
Those who praise themselves have no merit
Those who boast about themselves do not last

Those with the Tao call such things leftover food or tumors
They despise them
Thus, those who possesses the Tao do not engage in them




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