Weekly Horoscope for Gemini ♊


(May 21 - June 20)
Horoscope Cast for: Monday, April 1st, 2024

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Song of the Week

She came from Planet Claire

I knew she came from there

She drove a Plymouth Satellite

Faster than the Speed of Light




Planet Claire has pink air

All the trees are red

No one ever dies there

No one has a head




Some say she's from Mars

Or one of the Seven Stars

That shine after 3:30 in the morning

WELL SHE ISN'T...




She came Planet Claire...

....She came Planet Claire.


((( B52's - Planet Claire )))




Today's Horoscope Summary...


Today I Start my Life Anew..!!

Our charts this week will be focused on our personal relationships and interactions with others... Naturally, with the upcoming Eclipse, there is both a 'tension' as well as an 'excitement' that we all will be feeling... Let's get into this... So work with me on this...

The first part of the week is the 'pre-show'... Where most people will be trying to get things done and over with so they may kick back and relax... The week begins with the Moon connected to Cupid... (Oooh Laa Laaa)... hehe... So if you're thinkin' about romance that is because 'spring is definitely in the air... This energy deals with our relationships and interactions with others... Trying to bring greater levels of balance and harmony.

From there, then it connects to Pluto (Weds) and that will bring an intensity with it... It's when many will feel 'rushed or pressured' in one way or another... But that mostly has to do with others trying to finish up tasks and projects so they may have some free time... Pluto energy can make many feel a bit apprehensive... It has a way of turning on our psychic and intuition... A time when we need to pay very close attention to the 'vibes'/'feelings' we will be pickin' up upon.

But the real show begins on Friday... Personally, I believe everybody on the planet knows that this eclipse will prove to be extremely important as the eclipse signals that a brand new 'Aquarian' energy pattern will emerge... That vibe can be very rebellious against authority when authority goes to far... Aquarius's Job is to bring order out of chaos... And that is what this current eclipse is all about... While it's easy to see things from the worldly perspective... This energy we are dealing with right now is about as Spiritual as it gets.

Thousands of years ago, the Magi-Astrologers were dealing with a MASSIVE planetary alignment that would be comparable to the energy we are dealing with now... They knew, as we know now, that things are not going to go back to the old ways... The eclipse is there to make sure the Big Sky is 'serious' about bringin' about the changes that need to be made... Sorta-kinda like when we were kids home getting wild and bein' reckless on a rainy day... And things were gettin' out of hand... hehe... My Mom wasn't really big, but ya surely did not want to piss her off... hehe... In a way, that's how Solar Eclipses operate.

So this week's energy will have that certain intensity where deep inside each of us, we know there will be major changes coming every soon and much quicker than most would realize... I'll get more into it during the week in the Daiiy 'Scopes'.

That's it for now...
Thanks for stoppin' by..!!
I'll talk to you guys later...

Keep the Faith...
Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd ((( B52's - Planet Claire )))


The Weekly Horoscope for Gemini...




The Weekly Horoscope for Gemini has an energy that is fantastic for starting new tasks and projects... The 'getting started' will be the hard part as you'll quickly see that they'll take on a life of their own... As great as this energy is for you, the real key is to have a solid action plan to avoid putting in a lot of effort and then having to go back and make changes/corrections... It's the classic 'do it right the first time' kind of vibe... Most of that has to do with checking out the facts for yourself and not merely relying upon 'what others said'... This causes others to sit up and take notice of what you do and accomplish!!


...Show some Love...


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Your Daily Tao

The five colors make one blind in the eyes
The five sounds make one deaf in the ears
The five flavors make one tasteless in the mouth

Racing and hunting make one wild in the heart
Goods that are difficult to acquire make one cause damage

Therefore the sages care for the stomach and not the eyes
That is why they discard the other and take this