(JULY 23 - AUGUST 22)
Horoscope Cast for: Monday, June 22nd, 2020 by daniel "whelland" dowd
Song of the Week
Well Pally, it looks like our girls have dumped us...
...Looks like they dumped us Dean
Is there anything you'd like to say to 'em Pally
There sure is Dino
Baby, blow me... A kiss as you're leaving
Blow me Woh, a kiss right now
Cause if you're gonna leave me, honey,
I will surely miss the way you blow me
Blow me a kiss... Whoa-oh-oh
Come on and blow me,
Whoa...A kiss like you mean it... Blow me A kiss goodbye
I really can't remember anything as hard as this
So blow me... Blow me a kiss...
Some things in life are hard to swallow
I guess she couldn't take it all
But if she comes back tomorrow
I'll be shooting my wad
On flowers and a ring
Honey, blow me a kiss, as you're leaving, baby
Blow me Whoa... A kiss as you go
And always think about me
As you're going down... on your list
Baby, blow me.... Blow me a kiss...
I'll miss her arms and her elbows
Whoa-oh, they're some nice ones
I'll miss her legs so tall
She's got some long legs, Dean...
I'll miss her neck and her shoulders
But I'll miss her head most of all
Watch out baby
Baby, blow me
Whoa, a kiss as you're leaving, baby
Blow me Whoa... A kiss as you go
Oh oh, look out
And if you wanna come home, honey, that's okay
Just grab a hold of this... And, baby, blow me
Baby, won't you blow me... Blow me a kiss
Whoa-oh Ho ho-ho...
((( A spoof on Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis - Blow me a Kiss )))
This Week's Horoscope Summary...
Happy Fathers Day..!!
Sorry guys, I am takin' the day off...
(after 25 years, I think I deserve it)... hehe...
Actually, I was up all night with a sick dog... It's horrible to have a sick kid, but sick kids can at least tell ya what/where the problem is... But a dog (your best pal)... A dog just looks up at ya with the big eyes and hopes you can 'figger it out' and make it better...
My dog is a pit-bull mix... He has the most ferocious bark you could ever hear... But this is a dog that can catch rabbits, squirrels and birds... But he never hurts them... He'll sniff 'em and then let 'em go... (kinda strange)... His arch enemy is the mail-man... He waits patiently each day for the mail-man to arrive and bark like a savage beast... One day, he slips through the fence and gets out... All of a sudden, he comes struttin' down the street, happy as a clam with his new best friend (the mail-man)... Once he's back inside the house, he barks at the mail-man once again... Some of you older guys will remember the Ralph and Sam cartoons... The dog and coyote punching into the time-clock in the morning...
A big Cigar... A big glass (or two) of Pinot Grigio... A yard full of kids and gran-chillun's... Laughter and Stories... Music playin'... Slow cookin' meat on the BarBie-Q... But most important, is when every cell of your body wants to look up to the Big Sky... Clench your fists with all the passion and intensity you can feel within you... To celebrate victory and to humbly say... Thank You!!
The Song of the Week is a bit 'racy'... I needed something crazy this week... If you read the daily 'scope I think you'll understand.
Yes, I am just basically wasting time this morning...
It feels really good not to be limited to keepin' the conversation to just the stars and planets... To just be 'daniel' for a change... hehe...
That's it for now... I'll talk to you guys in the Daily 'Scopes...
Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...
daniel "whelland" dowd
The Weekly Horoscope for Leo...
The weekly horoscope for Leo has the energy where you already really know what's needed... You can feel it deep within yourself... Sure, you can look for re-assurance, but the truth in the room is that you know what needs to be done... How to do it... And why.
The highest goodness resembles water
Water greatly benefits myriad things without contention
It stays in places that people dislike
Therefore it is similar to the Tao
Dwelling with the right location
Feeling with great depth
Giving with great kindness
Speaking with great integrity
Governing with great administration
Handling with great capability
Moving with great timing
Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach