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Weekly Horoscope for Scorpio
(OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21)
Song of the Week
Hand me down my walkin' cane, hand me down my hatHurry now and don't be late 'cause we ain't got time to chat
You and me, we're goin' out to catch the latest sounds
Guaranteed to blow your mind so high, you won't come down
Hey, you all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
Oh Lord, this dude is outta sight
Everything he does seems to come out right
Once I went to hear them play at a club outside of town
I was so surprised, I was hypnotized by the sound this cats put down
When I saw this short fat guy stretch a band between his toes
Hey, I laughed so hard 'cause the man got down
When he finally reached his goal
Hey, you all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
Got that rubber band up on his toes
And then he wriggled it up all around his nose
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Playin' all that music yet keepin' time
Where in the world did he learn that, oh Lord
Oh, help him get away
Hey, y'all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
Rubberband Man, Rubberband Man
How much of this stuff do he think we can stand?
So much rhythm, grace and debonair for one man, Lord
And then he had the nerve to wiggle his left toe
To his knee got the feelin' in his head, y'all, ah, come on, baby
Hey, you all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
You've never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
You're bound to lose control when the Rubberband starts to jam
Rubberband Man starts to jam
Movin' up and down across the land
Got people all in his ways
Everything about him seems outta place
Just move it, just move it, just move, move, move it, just
Rubberband, Rubberband Man
Just move it, just move it, just move, move, move it, just
Rubberband, Rubberband Man
Get down, oh, get down, lover
((( The Spinners - Rubberband Man )))
Horoscope Cast for Monday, January 26th, 2026
by daniel "whelland" dowd
Weekly Horoscope for Scorpio Summary
This week I Start my Life Anew..!!
Snow Storm Special Edition
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We have a lot of focus on the economic areas of life right now... That has to do with the retrograde Uranus (the current BOSS of the zodiac) and it's need to back up and make needed changes... With the focus being directed at what has REAL worth and value... It reminds us that having "numbers on the screen" in bank accounts are useless if the electric goes out or internet access is 'down'.
Uranus has a energy that is there to help us to see "Three Steps Ahead"... It's not really 'psychic ability' but more about having 'common sense'... It's also when 'easy' or 'cheaper' is not always better in the long run... It is the Long Run is what Uranus is focused on... It wants to return to practical and pragmatic reasoning.
As much as people say they want change, we also tend to 'freak' when it appears... hehe... It's when different sides want what is best for THEM... But the Uranus as Zodiac Ruler has it's focus on what is BEST for EVERYBODY... That means cooperation is needed... It's not a sports-game... It's about elevating humanity in realist and practical ways... The old Pisces "Pie-In-The-Sky" utopian ideas were intended to be the goals that we could work together and accomplish in this new astrological age.
I know this probably sounds like "Blah Blah Blah" but it is super important... I'm getting a lot of emails from Moon-Doggies that are sayin' they bought Silver when it was less than $20 and when Bitcoin was $20... They listened... We have that same kind of vibe right now, but the vibe shifts to more practical applications... It asks the question of what has real and true lasting value.
Anyway... the Chaos and Confusion will pass, but right now retrograde Uranus and Jupiter are trying to drive the message home is that this is a brand new ball game and the rules are all changing.
That's it for now...
Thanks for stoppin' by..!!
I'll talk to you guys later...
Keep the Faith...
Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...
daniel "whelland" dowd
The Weekly Horoscope for Scorpio
The Weekly Horoscope for Scorpio has strong focus on your relationships with others right now... There may be highs and lows, but the major factor will be the need to remain in firm control over your feelings and emotions... Having Uranus on the cusp of the 8th House, it can cause you to impulsively act on feelings/emotions or fears... This is when maintaining a 'cool, calm and collected' vibe is needed... Just understanding that, can bring about the most fantastic results... Especially in the romantic areas of life!!
...Show some Love...
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Daily Tao
A strong military, a tool of misfortuneAll things detest it
Therefore, those who possess the Tao avoid it
Honorable gentlemen, while at home, value the left
When deploying the military, value the right
The military is a tool of misfortune
Not the tool of honorable gentlemen
When using it out of necessity
Calm detachment should be above all
Victorious but without glory
Those who glorify
Are delighting in the killing
Those who delight in killing
Cannot achieve their ambitions upon the world
Auspicious events favor the left
Inauspicious events favor the right
The lieutenant general is positioned to the left
The major general is positioned to the right
We say that they are treated as if in a funeral
Those who have been killed
Should be mourned with sadness
Victory in war should be treated as a funeral
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Moon Square Midheaven: Current moment now's emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies is irreconcilably in conflict with their view as seen in the eyes of others, reputation, and social standing. Adaptation is required by both sides.
Sun Conjunct Mercury: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is connected and fused together with their thoughts, intellect, and communicative activity. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.
Mercury Square Ascendant: Current moment now's thoughts, intellect, and communicative activity is irreconcilably in conflict with their personality and outward appearance, as projected to the world. Adaptation is required by both sides.
Sun Conjunct Pluto: Current moment now's spirit, ego, image of self, and sense of aliveness is connected and fused together with their destiny, and capacity to transform the self and the outer world. Both parts are prominent in their psyche.
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