Weekly Horoscope for Virgo ♍


(August 23 - September 22)
Horoscope Cast for: Monday, February 26th, 2018

by daniel "whelland" dowd

Song of the Week

Well I was drinking last night with a biker
And I showed him a picture of you
I said "pal, get to know her, you'll like her"
Seemed like the least I could do

Cause when he's charging his chopper
Up and down your carpeted halls
You will think me by contrast quite proper
Never mind how I stumble and fall

You imagine sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket baby
But at least I'm enjoying the ride

Ahh miss sweetie little soft-core pretender
Somehow baby got hard as it gets
With her black leather chrome spiked suspenders
And her chair and her whip and her pets

Well we know you're the reincarnation
Of the ravenous Catherine the Great
And we know how you love your ovations
And the Z-rated scenes you create

You imagine sipping champagne from your boot
For a taste of your elegant pride
I may be going to hell in a bucket baby
But at least I'm enjoying the ride

You analyse me, attempt to despise me
And you laugh, when I stumble and fall
There may come a day I will dance on your grave
If unable to dance I will crawl across it

You must really consider the circus
'Cause it just might be your kind of zoo
I can't think of a place that's more perfect
For a person as perfect as you

And it's not like I'm leaving you lonely
Cause I wouldn't know where to begin
But I know that you'll think of me only
When the snakes come marching in
When the snakes come marching in

((( Grateful Dead - Hell in a Bucket )))
Rest in Peace: John Perry Barlow...




Today's Horoscope Summary...


Welcome to the Working Week...
The weekly chart energy has that get "back to work" and "get it done" kind of vibe to it... You know the drill... Where nobody wants to hear any useless rhetoric or reasons and excuses... They just want answers. solutions and actions... Let's get into this...

Cycles within Cycles...
In your mind, picture the capital letter "Y"... Where Uranus is at the bottom of the "Y" and Jupiter is on the top right of the "Y"... It takes Jupiter approx 24 years to race forward to connect to the top left side of the "Y"... Think "start/finish"... (Yawn... that's great daniel, please pass the olives will ya?)...

This Uranus/Jupiter energy pattern means is that we have just finished a VERY IMPORTANT 24 year cycle... But this cycle is the MINOR one that is within a larger one... It makes more sense if you think of it as a clock... Jupiter is the minute hand, and Uranus is the hour hand... Only in Astrology, the clock runs in reverse.

The overall cycle started back around 1850... So we ask ourselves, what was going on back then?... It takes us back to the time of the Civil War... While most people think the war was about slavery, it was really more about the central banks of Europe trying to take control of the United States... This is about astrology, so I'm not going into a history lesson here fercrissakes... hehe... But if you look up what good ol' Honest Abe did to protect the citizens of the USA it was one of the most brilliant acts in history... You could say the Civil War never really technically ended... It isn't about the "North and South" conflict but really about who owns the real Wealth of the United States... It is really all about the European Central Banks versus "We The People".

Work with me on this...
This is where it gets a bit confusing, so I'll try to simplify it... The major Jupiter/Uranus cycle started around the time of the Civil War... And astrologically, we've have just finished the MINOR cycle that finishes the MAJOR cycle... The outcome has already been decided... Now it's just a matter of waiting to watch how that outcome unfolds.

This is really the most important part, because Jupiter in Scorpio is there to release all the "secrets" of what really has occurred over the past 165 years... We're seeing it now in the massive amounts of "resignations" occurring in those that held high positions of power and authority... And I suspect, we are going to see a lot more of them too... Remember, Jupiter is the planet of abundance, wisdom, understanding and spirituality... Whenever Jupiter is involved, there is a higher lesson to be learned... Jupiter does not pass judgment, instead it allows history to be the judge... So next we have to look at Uranus's part... The real reason this is happening in the first place.

Uranus in Aries is there to settle the issues once and for all before we move into it's Age of Aquarius... Uranus in Aries is all about starting over again... Building a brighter future... (Better Days and Higher Love)... The Uranus in Aries is about as blunt and direct as possible... "Poppa don't take no mess"... It reminds me of when my Dad would come home from work after a tough day... He wasn't going to put up with my brothers and sisters raisin' hell in the house... hehe...

Uranus in Aries knows there is no need to "fight each other" because there is more than enough abundance for everybody... That our strength is found when we work together as a team, for the good of all... That people are NOT the same... We are not meant to be the same... (that would be boring)... We are individuals, each born with our own talents and abilities... And each of us are there to enrich the world in our own special ways.

Like any good movie, I don't want to spoil how it ends... But luckily, I cannot really tell you guys how it ends, because the truth is that the ending is determined by our own actions... The core of this energy is whether or not we allow the madness/illusions of Modern Life to cause the right side of our body to fight the left side of our body... (imagine the snake eating it's tail)... If there is a "dis-ease", then wouldn't it be smarter to find the real cause of it and eliminate it?... That is what I believe our current chart is trying to tell us.

That's it for now... I'll talk to you guys in the daily horoscopes...

Keep the Faith... Better Days and Higher Love are comin' soon...

daniel "whelland" dowd




The Weekly Horoscope for Virgo...




The weekly horoscope for Virgo has a chart energy that shows you have a hell of a lot more power and influence than you probably realize... With so many planets in your 7th House, this can mean that you are waiting for someone else to give you instructions or to tell you what to do when you already know inside what needs to be done... So get to it... hehe... This can also indicate that your ideas may meet with some resistance from others, but you need to use your skills to help them to better understand your reasons and intentions.


...Show some Love...


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Your Daily Tao

High virtue is not virtuous
Therefore it has virtue
Low virtue never loses virtue
Therefore it has no virtue
High virtue takes no contrived action
And acts without agenda
Low virtue takes contrived action
And acts with agenda
High benevolence takes contrived action
And acts without agenda
High righteousness takes contrived action
And acts with agenda
High etiquette takes contrived action
And upon encountering no response
Uses arms to pull others

Therefore, the Tao is lost, and then virtue
Virtue is lost, and then benevolence
Benevolence is lost, and then righteousness
Righteousness is lost, and then etiquette
Those who have etiquette
are a thin shell of loyalty and sincerity
And the beginning of chaos
Those with foreknowledge
Are the flowers of the Tao
And the beginning of ignorance
Therefore the great person:
Abides in substance, and does not dwell on the thin shell
Abides in the real, and does not dwell on the flower
Thus they discard that and take this